NSA TITTYCAM
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Just thought this is worth sharing in Herbert McMaster just launched another billion dollar spy satellite, not at tracking North Korea, Iran, Russia or China, but Vandenberg AFB just launched another advanced visual spy satellite to keep track of you.
It’s rumored the ship’s cargo is a highly-specialized orbital camera that can give us larger-than-ever views of the Northern hemisphere. That could come in more than handy given our current political climate.
Apparently Herb needs 3 D photos of whatever he is masturbating to as reading the nudie photos on cell phones at 200 miles up, is just not putting the shine on them skin testicles like before.
The nice part is the Russians have an illustration of this top secret masturbator or Herburbator satellite which can automatically calculate the size of Melania's tits and Ivanka's tits, and do a silicon resonance analysis of Ivanka's fake tits to Melania's wonderful Slavic wonders.
That was not Ivanka's tits, but the spy satellite. Here is a photo of Marionette Melania in all her wonder and gorgeousocity.
Melania as the FLOTUSNATER
That is about it as what can you say that covers up you just got robbed a billion dollars so Herb McMaster can jack off in 3 D to your skimpy live action photos.
This is my dildo mic
I have rubbed the shine off for my rocket launch
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