Tuesday, August 28, 2018

The Press Whores




Douglas Kiker
 

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

It is an interesting epitaph to the press whores, that their one recording, after writing so much destructiveness against Americans, that their two mentions in a historical book by Edgar Berman, the MD  for Vice President Hubert Humphrey detail that one in Charles Bailey of the Minneapolis press awarded Berman a Mamma  San Award while overseas, because the press corp was nothing but drunks and whoremongers, who after a day of being dicks on a deadline, went out and got shit faced drunk with whores, who come the next morning they needed not only Alka Seltzer, but a shot of penicillin to save them from rotten crotch.


 

Charles Bailey


Douglas Kiker was such a reporter who they honestly thought died, as he returned to Air Force II in such a hangover state he seemed to have died, and from the description, it sounded like he had died as he stunk to hell and back.

The pulp press was busy  flicking ashes from cigs on him when Berman appeared, and there was talk of burying at sea as to not waste ice cubes on this rotten corpse.

Soon enough Hubert Humphrey was summoned to do the eulogy, and with coat on backwards to look the part gave a rousing wake for the dead, who actually opened one bloodshot eye at the conclusion and just pleaded for them to kill him in whatever they intended to do.

This is Douglas Kiker and this was the entire print media, as the blue shirted television media scowled at all of  the goings on as they were above it all.

This is what happened in the throws of Vietnam on Johnson policy. Americans were dying in Vietnam, the nation was being torn apart, and the press were engaged in drunken whoremongering. The same they were engaged in with the Clinton and Trump campaigns, but in this case the reporters were fucking the security people as none of the reporters desired to fuck their own.





Ozzie Sheilas


Once again another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter as no one else will.




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