Don't think of me as dead, just not alive.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
With the rumors now flying that Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead, the Lame Cherry undertook and investigation of this issue to see what could be uncovered as to the actual condition of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. As of this writing she is alive, but there are indications that things are not going so well.
Like this photo sent to us from one of the clerks at the Supreme Court, who said that John Roberts had ordered cases of Glade Air Freshner, and was absolutely phobic about the 'smell of death" emanating from the office of Justice Ginsburg.
In one test exchange, another clerk reported that Roberts was screaming at Elana Kagan, "You can have Ginsburg's office when she dies, but damn it, I am keeping the Glade!!!"
Do you smell that Elana or is it just in my nose?
Granted it looks a little cheap in Ruth appears to have just pasted her face on an obituary template, but why would she be doing things like this, if something were not rotten in Denmark?
Another reader who resides in the DC area, happened upon this as they were at their pet cemetery. Now why would Ruth Bader Ginsburg dig a hole if she was not ready to go horizontal? Then there is her word that she is coming soon. Why would she do that?
Lastly, a DISH satellite television repair woman sent this in, saying she was fixing the Ginsburg's satellite dish as it was stuck on FOX, and as she was walking by, she notice a mortician with a casket in the front room with Justice Ginsburg laid out and being measured.
That all looks like very telling evidence.
In conclusion of this investigation, we conclude with this photo of RGB's last court brief filed from her home, photographed by Acme Exterminators. Why would flies be swarming around things like this if they did not sense something?
Think of poor John Roberts in he will have to invest in a few cases of Raid. Maybe he can get Yard Guard as that has a nice perfume scent, and then he would not have to buy all that Glade.
There does seem to be proof of life with Ruth Bader Ginsburg, as the dead do not dig holes or buy funeral brochures, they instead inhabit holes and leave the funeral bills to their children.
Nuff Said
agtG
