We could never be immoral my love, we are Christian
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Will someone at PBS just guillotine Masterpiece Theater as it is the devolution of the comely virgin to an old whore.
Poldark of 1970 has become Porndark 2018
Oh Ross rape my naughty nethers!
Oh Ross land your semen on my wave torrent beaches!!!!
Oh Ross wet my nethers!!!
Alas my nethers have sexed all of Cornwall's two legged creatures........
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
When I posted a satire on Poldark, the Bastardization Series, which is nothing like the masterful original, I never dreamed these British hot twat writers would descend to the satire, as there is zero writing in this series, and each segment involves about 3 minutes of some event like a baby going tits up, or a sex fiend clergy being dragged to death (never happened in the original), while the rest of the program is this:
In every episode we discover new ways to view Poldark's tits. This man is constantly half naked in every situation, in PBS Porn.
Man was meant to be half naked in Cornwall hypothermia temperatures
Then there is the filler. This involves Poldark on a pony racing to absolutely nowhere, where we get to see views of Cornwall deteriorating under London rule.
When I get done riding women, I ride my stallion, Furious Vulva
Inter spaced is the hot vulva and her pining man, as she was being ravaged to death by a clergy penis which is now dead, as the clergy was putting his pecker in vulva's little sister, and her husband did not like it, so in an attempted murder, and accident occurred and the clergy was dragged to death.
Hi Naughty Nethers, how about a bouquet of Pussyplots
The scowling anti Poldark who lives to measure up is a constant cartoon in this.
I could be happy if Ross Poldark had not raped my wife, fathered my first child, and suspected he fathered my second child.
And lastly, the puke part, where every episode we get to watch this ugly Irish red head bawling in some contorted facial form, unless of course we are viewing her cleavage or her getting Poldark or some young lads penis ejaculating inside of her, who dies.
When I cry, I look like my dew soaked nethers.
That is Poldark. Every week, there is zero writing, three minutes of some event, and the rest is a Ground Hog Day bad dream.
As I am the gaping hole in the Poldark Mine that is the allure or Ross Poldark!!!
Oh I forgot, there is one other character in this, and that is the Poldark Mine. This mine is either flooding, caving in, blowing up or some other high drama of fortune finds, busted fortunes or being fortunate as the actor the producers do not have to pay. When no baby needs killing or no woman needs laying, count on the mine to appear with gaping jaws, and Ross Poldark the Porn Star to appear without his shirt as the mine tries to kill hiim once a series.
I would be ashamed to be a part of this show, but as Downton Abby was so absolutely horrid, what can you expect as Masterpiece now has nothing on except odd kinds of porn in Greek Porn, Gay Porn and the Woman in White Porn.
We now return you to Porndark.
Nuff Said
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