Seriously Ted, you could have been President if you just
grew a beard. Melania was wild about you growing a beard.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Few people realize that the government shut down was not about security, budgets, border walls or Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi not getting along. It was all about getting Ted Cruz to grow a beard.
But Donald you don't have a beard, and you
got to be President!!!
I will not fund one peso for a border wall until Ted Cruz
gets some whiskers on his face as America
demands a David Arquette in Congress
I am David Arquette and I did not realize
that all of this was about how sexy I am.
I can understand that my brother is the center of all of this
as he is a handsome man.
Nancy would you like me to grow a beard too?
Chuck can we compromise in this, you wear a
five o'clock shadow and Ted grows a beard?
Chuck offered, but I said it is Ted or nothing.
Ted the women are adamant in a five o'clock Chuck
is not what they will settle for.
I think I look like that Vulcan with a goatee.
Hmmm could I have been Spock Cruz?
I think Ted looks more Klingon problem solver to me.
I came here to announce we have no border wall,
no government and no future, but we do have
Ted in a beard, as what more do we need.
agtG
