Ciao little people....
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Like most of us who just adore First Lady Melania Trump, I have come to realize that love is blind, because something has come to my attention, and it is the reality that Mrs. Trump is a giant.
I can understand why the White House has been using special camera angles and doctored footage of the Amazon First Lady, because having a First Lady who almost 9 feet tall is something the public is simply not ready for.
In the above photo Melania is surrounded by Air Force Airmen, of course one is normal size at feet who is behind her, but the other is a special recruit, reported to be seven feet seven inches all, and wearing 9 inch platform shoes in order to hide the towering heights of Melania.
Most of you missed Melania at the State of the Union. I assure you, that these are not doctored nor photoshopped photos, as these are the real views of Melania which have slipped through to the adoring public.
All this applause is making me light headed....or is it the thin air up here?
Melania, in factoring her size, she is a slim size 33 for her gargantuan size and weighs 327 pounds. Granted if she was normal centerfold size, she would be 115 pounds and a size 2. So Melania is like the President's border wall, it is said to be 2300 miles long, but the pictures show about 23 miles. It is all perspective.
Here is Melania with President Vladmir Putin, towering over the sexiest man alive. When you are as tall as Melania, it is hard to make eye contact, as it gives neck cramps, and eye level is breast level.
I have a nuclear missile in your size.
Then there is Melania dwarfing her Pater Pope. Here the right legger is blessing Melania to not get nose bleeds from those heights and that jets do not singe her veil while flying over as they dodge skyscrapers.
Of course I can put the star on top of the Christmas tree without a ladder.
And lastly, here are the speechless Swami of India, as the President is hanging by a wire which has him speaking in a higher octave in tryng to be match Melania in height, and of course the poised Melania with her Goliath Genes on display, miniaturizing the Ganges wog.
Oh god Melania, my balls are having a Tylenol moment.
Who knew there was so much of Melania to adore. She is amazing in she is really the same size as Hillary Clinton. The difference is she is as tall as Hillary is wide.Granted if Michelle Obama with her two state zip code size ass was vertical instead of horizontal she would be a 15 footer, but as it is, Melania is a pretty tall, while Michelle is an ugly wide load.
Yes everyone looks up to me.
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