Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Tonto Trump




As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


Growing up, there were two words always associated with Indians, as they are fondly fondled now as Native Americans, and the two words were,  Those Goddamn Indians.

There was absolutely no racism at all involved in this statement as everyone knew the Indians. My parents had stories of Indians, in the mother resided in the old reservation and spoke often of coming home to find the Indians seated about the kitchen table, having let themselves in.
My favorite story from my dad was in his deer hunting, when he stopped to ask a drunken old squaw if they could hunt, all she kept repeating, "Wanna fuckee fuckee". That greatly amused me in how he fled the scene.

I am a bit of an expert in Indians in my best friend growing up was an Indian. He was masterful piece of humanity. I think he could have beaten and eaten Jim Thorpe for a snack. I adored him and mourn for him yet as he committed suicide. He would beat the bejesus out of most anyone, but he never laid a hand on me. He was as wild as the wind in his aboriginal genes, but I treated him respect and he always treated me very well.

My family is a bit of an expert on the aboriginals, in my cousin was hired for exactly that purpose. She never did much but party all her life, which got her after 5 years of college into a shithole of Indians, where she learned to deal with them. When she appeared in the brier patch again, she was looking for a job, and the federal who was doing the hiring, immediately noted in her resume she had experience with Indians.
"You know how to handle Indians?", was the interview. The reply was yes, and she was hired to roam the untamed lands of the reservations, making Indians into white folks. When I state that, I state that not in racism, because my cousin's work is allied to her deputy, who is an Indian, and it is a constant interrogation as they are yelling at children to get information, finding their names, identifying their family by the deputy, taking smart phone pictures of them, and using that Gestapo information to make sure the children are not covered in lice, shit or finding snow makes a not very good blanket on their beds.
She has come home with two starving dogs as the Indians with welfare, gambling and dope money never have the money for things.

When I was growing up, my dad informed me that plastic piping in houses appeared, because Indians kept ripping out pipes and selling them, in houses your parents paid taxes to build for them. From all of that, it might sound like I am not fond of Indians, who are the biggest group of racists in America with their APPLES, which is an Oreo in Indian language. They treat white people bad and as a group of communist crooks, they always have someone else to blame for their lot in life.
The Republicans put up two Indians to run in my voting career, and I voted for them both. Best friend was a Buck, I know what Indians really are, I leave good feedback for our Indian fast food gal, I do not treat Indians like goddamn pets and I vote for Indians. No racism there, just reality and why Donald Trump should appoint me to his new Injun Commission on Injun Safety.

President Trump Signs Executive Order To Address Violence Against Native American Communities



 In all honesty, the Indians worst enemy is the Indian. Once you got that figured out, then you go to the other assassins still trying to put Tonto in the happy hunting ground. The people who give Indians welfare for votes and for their corporate money pits selling Indians things are next on the list.
Following them are the politicians like Donald Trump who dump all these goddamn Mexicans into America, and those Beaners end up on reservations, screwing the squaws and producing more Mongrel Mexicans.
After that you got the John McCain mafia gambling interests, government operations, which use the reservations as money laundering or meth manufacturing labs.

In short, just like Chicago has numbers of Blacks murdering each other over Obama dope, that same criminal syndicate is on the reservations, and you deal with Indians by not getting them drunk, but addicted to meth.

The order was first introduced Friday by the Justice Department. The initiative will foster cooperation between the US Attorney’s office, the FBI, and local groups to locate missing Native Americans and address the growing number of murder cases, Justice Department officials said.
“American Indian and Alaska Native people suffer from unacceptable and disproportionately high levels of violence, which can have lasting impacts on families and communities.  Native American women face particularly high rates of violence, with at least half suffering sexual or intimate-partner violence in their lifetime.  Too many of these families have experienced the loss of loved ones who went missing or were murdered,” said Attorney General William P. Barr in a statement.

Last year our checker in the grocery had a grand story which terrified her. Some wild Indians got loose around here off the rez, and were stoked on meth, crashed their car, and the police of course lost them.
The Brier Patch Police are police I adore, as they are never around when you don't want them around and they are never around when you do want them around. That is who police should be, just figments of your imagination. I was informed last year, by the lost Deputy who rolled up here when the mother died, that they had no idea we existed, hence why he got lost and I had to go find him and trail him back to the place of the deceased.
Our stud duck actually is in prison for going to another county and beating on someone. That is the kind of law enforcement you want. Beat up the other people and let our heathens roll.

Anyway the lost Indian appeared on the white girls door at 4 AM as the cops said the Indian had left the area. He was instead hiding in a rush lake in 40 degree weather. Yes it would have killed a white man, but not an Indian. Anyway he tried kicking in the door for a half hour, the cops are like an hour away, so she called her son, who appeared, just as the Indian got the door off the hinges and had grabbed a gun. The son and the Buck wrestled for the gun, the white kid won and the Indian said to just shoot him. The kid would not do that, so when the cops arrived, the Indian told the police that the white people had threatened to shoot him and had broke his leg. The Indian broke his leg kicking in the door.
No one paid any attention to the claims and the clerk settled down after a few weeks.

See Donald Trump does not need a study group, what Donald Trump needs instead is the Lame Cherry solutions and it begins by ending the reservations like Lincoln emancipated the slaves. End it in 20 years and the Indian sinks or swims like the rednecks of Kentucky coal country.
Let them keep mineral and water rights, but find a way to settle the land like Oklahoma was.

To keep things running white, you appoint a Federal and Deputy US Marshal with a Tonto force, as Indians need that direction and need whites to get things in that proper direction for the next 20 years.
Appoint only locals to be Marshal as you got to have people who know what an Indian is. An Indian is a human who is either violent or non violent. I explain that in an Indian either is going to murder you or not murder you. There ain't no in between with Indians. They either are going to cut you up in pieces or they are going to go about their business.
Had an Indian kid wander around on his land who met other Indian kids, of course it was about dope, and the wanderer ended up dead and everyone claimed they didn't know a damned thing.

So until Donald Trump sends in someone to root out the same Indian Ring that George Custer mass assassinated and send in the law to get rid of these DC stooge operations using the reservations as cover, this is all talk.

Yes sir this is one Pilgrim holiday, laws federalizing crimes of Americans for having animals, and now those two legged animals, just being studied in the information which will be derived in how to not get caught exploiting them again.






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