As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
You would think as much of a bitch as I can be, that I would think of a dozen ways past Sunday to screw people over for things, but then I come across real rat bastards, and it simply stuns me in how Goddamn crooked people are. As they dream up the damnedest things, I honestly never would have thought of or ever engaged in, as I have a Christian fault of being honest.
Three years ago, I had enough of the mother's asstard thinking in she never had a washing machine. Instead she installed a dryer which I never use as who the hell can afford that kind of electric bill, and to the point, if you don't have a washing machine, having a drier is like putting in a toilet in a famine.
So after study online, we purchased a Maytag Centennial washing machine. I found a great price from an online vendor and then emailed a local outlet and asked if they would match the price, and the nice guy said he would beat it, with free delivery.
We wash in tap water only, and this machine washes everything wonderfully. Literally some clothes are about dry as it spins so thoroughly and as I hang clothes up instead of beating them in a drier, sheets will in one furnace running be dry. It is being green, but it is just me being cheap as poverty does that.
Washed uncles shitty underwear up wonderfully well. Ick. That was part of nigger duties I was supposed to be thankful for.
So we got the washer hooked up for 200 bucks or something and it has all paid for itself in expensive machines in town. This Maytag is like a super saver on water is it uses very little. It is not heavy duty, but works for most of our stuff, except like my falling apart Cabella's coat which my brother got me, and Cabellas will not replace as lifetime warranty from Cabella's is another crooked Goddamn thing people screw trusting people over.
The reason for the coat washing, is Puntz 2 years ago pissed on the coat. Man that was rank, but it had sort of started to wear off, but I have a kitty that loves me outside and likes crawling on me as I extra feed it, as it needs it, and Puntz has a bloodhound nose, and ........Poot pissed a plate sized pattern on the back of the coat, so it required the industrial machines up town.
So we washed the things, and some things Poot had accidents on, and I noticed when we got the clothes out they were wet. I am not spending money on town driers, as I will hang them up here or the line outside in summer, so home we came, and that is when I started noticing in hanging them up, how wet they were.
The furnace ran three times over the next 4 hours, and the sheets were still wet. I started puzzling on that , and then the Holy Ghost said, "If you set a machine up that costs you money to wash, to a short spin cycle, that means most people will be drying their clothes and paying for that too."
That is damned brilliant .Brilliant like a Jew thought of it like the rag trade. I first thought it had to do with green things in not dumping water in the city sewer, but that is me being honest and wanting to not overuse resources. The real swindle is in a laundry makes a fortune in leaving clothes wet. Think about it, if you have things so wet, that you literally as an owner, swindler, can double your money in drying.
The machine I used was 3.75 for a short load. 4.25 for a long spin which no one invests in. Dryers are now 25 cents for a a few minutes....75 cents to get the clothes close to dry. So in the end a load of clothes by leaving them wet costs 5.25 to 6.00 dollars washed and dried. That is an incredible swindle as it is like an auto repairman changing your oil for 35 dollars and then siphoning your gas tank out and charging you 30 bucks to refill it.
I am absolutely certain, that this is not just happening in shit kicker brier patch, but is the approved method across the planet. It is so damned sinister and simple that I never would have thought about things this way. It's like putting you in the hospital and then charging you for the air to breathe, and hospitals find all kinds of ways to rob you.
This revelation is going to have me examining all the other shit I come across. Like I have a half gallon jar which I used recently for making Apple Jack liquor, I started out with a half gallon container of apple juice, added 2 cups of booze and a cup of brown sugar, and I got back the half gallon, but only a cup extra.
I would call that a little discrepancy the American government watchdog agencies seem to have missed. No wonder nothing lasts, as the conglomerates are cheating the hell out of everyone.
All of this started because an American company, making an American washing machine, made a really good machine that saves me on the water bill. I notice things most people would not in how fast my clothes dried........and then I noticed the laundry clothes are too wet.
Now granted, the prices have gone up so much that even the Goddamn Mexicans are not using these machines nor is anyone else as there are price limits, as it simply pays to install your own machine, and then look for giveaway machines that people throw away, as rich people are always throwing shit out from the rich dead parents estate.
When the rich figure out how to donate as I am still waiting for the 999 people to donate 1000 dollars here, I'm going to install an industrial machine in my garage and just run the water on the back lawn, as you don't need that down the septic, but until then I am going to start thinking about how people swindle other people and the authorities never do a thing about it. One would think that George Soros Green Police would be raising hell about testing all of the cheating of poor people, but that is not the way things work as Soros and Greens are interested in making as much money off of their gas wells as anyone else.
This though once again, is a Lame Cherry in matter anti matter exclusives.
Nuff Said
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