Coronavirus calling? It does love me!
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I firmly believe one of the major causes of Coronavirus are cell phones, as people are more intimate with them than God or People. they are the new genitals in smart phones are the masturbation choice.
In trying to keep you idiots alive, I advocate that you disinfect your phones daily. More to the point, most of you might recognize something I told you I was doing long ago in I HAVE AN EMERGENCY PHONE for carrying to town, which stays in the pick up, in a $1 dollar AARP leather carry case, and it is always off. Yes imagine that, I do not die, I do not have ego implosion if I am away from my cell phone for hours on end. You do not need that damn thing.
Unfortunately I have 3 phones. 2 by the Mexican Tracfone, (one was mine, one was the mother's, and there was another I unlocked and allowed to lapse) and I have our main ATT phone for internet service to write this blog.
Our home phone never leaves the place. We take the emergency phone with us and leave it off in the vehicle as I detest people with those damned music ringtones or those dolts grinning at their phone while sitting with someone.
A cell phone is always full of germs, because you people never put them aside. All of them have shit on them, because you touch things like shopping carts and then must touch your phone to read a text from some bored asshole, but you think it means you are wonderful. Unless of course you are one of those people who shit and do not wash your hands.......then you are the coronavirus spreader, along with hep and hiv.
So you probably got this now in you should have an out of the house phone for emergencies, and that phone stays in a bag in your car, and then it comes inside as you have not exposed it to corona, to hang on a coat rack, until you go back outside to coronaland.
Your real phone, stays in the house, and it never leaves. It never gets touched as you scratch your genitals or play with your cat's ass. It is wiped down every so often, but that is how you keep from getting the flu or pandemic.
I know most of you tards are not going to do this, as it will get wiped once with a proper disinfectant and then you will stop, and be back to sucking on your coronavirus phone, but this is for people with discipline.
I know it is impossible to have a child check their phone after using a towel wipe, to get a text from you in something important, or their coordinating with you in a pandemic, but that is what Darwin candidates are for.
I know people will die in this and have died in this, because of their damned cell phones and their inability to control themselves.
So the rule is 2 phones, one outside and one that is home. All are disinfected properly with the correct disinfectant so you do not short out your phone being a tard, and that will solve 30% of the coronavirus transmissions.
Once again, the Lame Cherry saving your worthless lives.
Nuff Said
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