Yes former President Obama stands here today with me....
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I have been hearing a great deal about the she devil politician of Michigan in democratic Governor Gretchen Whitmer, and did not pay much attention as so what if she bans garden seeds and threatens doctors with jail for trying to save people with Chloroquine.
It was when she stated that snowstorms were her ally in keeping Michigonians locked down, that I began to become interested as here is a liberal stating that global warming was finished and that the ice age will save us from Coronavirus.
So I started looking at Gretchen and discovered what a hot number she is.
For example she likes highlighting that she has a navel as big and deep as a vaginal hole. I can see why people voted for her, as who would not want a woman with this many holes for perverted sex, and you never need and abortion if you have a woman with navel sex.
No my vaginal menstration cycle is next week dear....
Gretch is a real kitty too, Wears then sexy animal print outfits to get the lesbian erections going, and here is a woman likes wearing animal skins.
I bagged this puma on Ebay for 27.95.
Then there is the Gretchen who likes dirty old men. Who doesn't want a woman who cant sidle up to Joe Biden and get fingered in the snatch rape like Joe does to the girls.
Joe you have your finger in my navel.
Gretchen has tits too. Like 50 GG size wonkers, when they are that big they are not whoppers, they are wonkers. Bet her man and lez friends have 9 11 on speed dial as no telling if them mountains will suffocate or not.
Sorry my tits have sucked the air out of the room.
Of course what would any leader be if she did not ahve man sized masturbation hands. I bet Ted Nugent would not have left Michigan if Gretchen had been governor. Man that woman could take a black dick and have room for an elephant and horse cock on the side. She has like the mother of all hands for masturbating.
I have a grip like a 36 inch pipe wrench.
And who does not like a politician who takes upskirts with her daughters, prostituting them. I mean Hillary Clinton had Chelsea braless in lezbo bars getting her ass grabbed, before she handed the child over to a Jew to have his way with her, but this Gretchen just brings the money shot and who could not want that.
I do upskirts for special events like pandemics.
So let's just take a step back from railing on Gretchen. She is overseeing the mass death of the Negro and the Muslim in Michigan. She has everyone so pissed off in Michigan that they will vote Trump in November. She uses the weather to destroy protests in Michigan, she takes upskirts, has a vaginal navel, tits the size of a milk cow, and probably will be the assassin of the first kind in American politics, because will her tits suffocate Joe Biden, will her vagina cut off his blood flow as it sucks him in or will those man hands snap Joe Biden's spine during cowboy sex as she tosses him on top and make him go mechanical bull in her excitement.
That Gretchen Whitmer is the real sex cat of the Coronavirus pandemic. Every pandemic needs a sex cat, and for my money, I say that Joe Biden needs to make her his Vice President as she is what Bill Clinton wanted in a wife and what Michelle Obama wanted in a husband.
Nuff Said
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