Coof Coof, remember Jim Acosta gets the sloppy seconds for lunch....
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
After reading this headline...........
The White House Tested Jim Acosta for Wuhan Virus and He’s Really Upset About It
Please Mr. President, appoint me to give these reporters the next round of Coronavirus Tests, please.
To start this off, Jim and the crew would get a nice hosing down. It would be like a mix of alcohol, bleach and acid, and if they don't blow up, they get inside to wash the germs off.
To dry them off, I would use this industrial oven, to bake any germs off.
Once inside, this is Wink Ping, my assistant who would take a rectal temperature with this thermometer.
To help Wink Ping, on those unlike Jim Acosta who have tight bungholes in not having things shoved up there, this would be the device to shoot the thermometer up their rears.
I don't know what the hell this is for, but I figure I could use it for doing advance tonsil, ear and testicle exams.
This is just a photo I like as every White House Medical Director needs a proper assistant.
Lastly, this is what I would use to do the nasal swab of their noses as I would want to be thorough.
This Mr. President is the White House press corp after I am done with them in my examining them.
Just one day Mr. President, please.
agtG
