As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
There was an interesting Darwin story and if you look at the above, this appears to be a home, not a business, and there is a cover up in this, as the authorities were not releasing the entire story of a how a stupid 5 year old got locked into a gun safe.
First responders used the jaws of life to free a 5-year-old from an empty gun safe this week.
The incident happened in Howard County, Maryland at around noon on Tuesday.
Local media reports that the mother called 911 to report that her child had “somehow” gotten into the safe before the door was locked shut.
I will project this out in logic. One story mentioned the police saying, "Hide and seek", so what we have is a mother, with a child, apparently playing hide and seek.
Now where was the father? At work, probably, but he was with the guns as the firearms were not in the home. Ah yes, an empty gun safe, now why would a gun safe be empty, unless the husband moved out, took the firearms with him, and left the hapless nitwit wife to play with the Darwin candidate boy, in thinking that a gun safe was the place to hide in a game.
Now why did the woman not just call up the husband for the combination? Yes he could be dead, she could have pawned the guns, he was in Maryland, so he just as easily could have been CIA or deployed overseas, and was not taking his ex wife's calls.
So she calls the locksmith............oh but wait, how did she find this child so fast and then claim she did not know how the kid got into the safe. as most parents are shitty and would not have found the kid till after suffocation? She found the child, because that is where the kid hides by repetition. This time though, he pulled the safe door closed and it locked or the mother in trying to open the safe door tripped the lock and locked the kid inside.
So the father was estranged or dead. The guns were with him or pawned by the wife. For some reason an empty gun safe which locks was deemed the place to play. For obvious reasons the father was either dead or pissed off, that when the took his property out hurriedly, he never thought about closing the safe or putting a board in to jam it open, as he could not fill it with anything, as his stuff was moved out, and yes, her stuff could not be touched to fill the safe with, save of course the child.
That is what the little evidence suggests and one reason I hate gun vaults foisted upon Americans by the gun grabbers like Kamala Harris. Oddly there are not regulations to place a breathe hole in a safe. There are regulations on ships to make port holes large enough to crawl through, because people learned in sinking ships that little port holes let you just watch the water rise and you died trapped inside.
I have a cousin, perhaps not by blood, who tried to crawl down an outhouse hole to see what was down there. He spent every government program he could in going to school, as he just lived going to school, had no idea the difference between myself and my brother, which is .......obvious, and he makes a space on earth being an arrogant ass who thinks he is smarter than everyone else.
I'm surprised at his age that he has not gotten locked into a gun safe to ..........who knows what Darwins who are probably not related by blood have going on in their heads.
If you have an empty gun safe or locker which locks, get yourself two 2 x 4's, about 3 feet long, some appropriately long star screws, and screw one on each side of the door to block it open. That way the wife or your offspring will not get genius in thinking a safe is something safe to play in, because it is safe. Yes snowflakes are flaky. They believe anything.......will believe Obama, liberals, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, because they all speak the same head up their ass language.
This is once again, another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Nuff Said
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