As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Damn I have had it with Victor Mouse Traps.
The ones I had, had those plastic triggers which are not worth jack or shit. It probably is a blessing that he cannibal voles I have been trapping to extinction, have been running off with them or dragging them off.
Worse design since liberals were introduced to sex.
What a mouse trap should look like at Home Depot
OK here is the story on this. I had one metal trigger mouse trap, the vole dragged it off with a dead one in it, so eat the dead one. So I sat up with two plastic triggers and nothing happened in the runaway by the fridge for a week.........well the stunk is what happened as this was not stink, but dead vole is noxious, and I wondered why the 3 day expiration date was still stunking, and it was confirmed in I got another vole, it was dragged off by another vole, which snapped the other trap and did not touch the old Victor #1 long spring trap I had. set.
Some may say a #1 is too much trap, but rats will drag them off, and I have no problem with deer mice or voles setting them off. How I set them up is a hunk of cheese, Colby, and a paper clip clipping the cheese to the trigger. Is the perfect kill trap for rodents.
Anyway so we got home to the stunk and I knew I had to set up the mouse trap which was left, as I am not up to moving cupboards to get two traps with stunk on them at this time as I have other stove things to do. I have another trap a rat dragged off last year.....is somewhere behind the oven or over where this new cache is, but it is pissing me off in losing traps.
The Victor I have anchored on an old Southern Comfort bottle, that I use to make Christmas Cheer. Works sweet in you put the trap chain ring over the quart bottle long neck, set a jug of vinegar on the chain and no rat is dragging that off.
I honestly would love to have some old #O traps with week springs, or some #1 coil springs with week springs, with regular jaws for rodent trapping in the house. The cat could care less about rodents, except their noise bothers her. She never is lurking around the traps where I have them penned off so all is kitty safe.
Oh when we got home, the #1 had connected with cannibal vole #2, right behind the shoulders, for a death grip. It was cool not stiff, and it had pissed on the floor. So I had trapped the piss out of them voles.
And you wonder where those sayings come from eh?
So do not buy plastic trigger Victor mouse traps. They suck. You got to squish the cheese into the moon shaped open parts to get it to stick and it usually flies off when dry. They are a bitch to set in the triggers are like at 75 degrees now or they are snapping at my fingers. It's almost as if you need a Squawtifa to set the traps to give them a job instead of protesting peace, justice and thee American Way. I think some director said that once or it was another guy they thought was Sharon Tate's sig other. I miss Sharon Tate. She would have been perfect in some bang up Westerns.
I think you rich people should donate a couple million, and I will employ some of your worthless children, make them memorable stars for their scene of fame, and I will find a clone of Sharon Tate and have her star in a believable Western with pretty horses and not made in Goddamn Canada. I mean shit, shit, shit, you can't make a Western in Canada as it is too cold!
I would have acted the holster off a Colt 45.
None of that has anything to do with vole trapping and switching to spring steel and away from plastic........but I will tell you, I saw this fat gut fat ass stupid lezbo today and I just can not get that vomit inducing sight out of my mind. It was worse than vole stunk, because vole stunk is skinny, you know like lemon is a skinny flavor. I won't explain because then you will have all sorts of questions about whether something is fat or skinng in smell.
Anyway, I thinik we got about half dozen killer voles dead. Two cannibal voles and I see the little kitty outside was gnawing on his head, so things are recycling as I'm big into that stuff. Like recycling Sharon Tate. Blessed Heaven she would have been great in Westerns. Yeah I think I know the script. Yes just waiting for the money to employ some rich stupid children and get a Squawtifa to empty the traps.
Nuff Said
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