Stinker Parker
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
The Lame Cherry is about to tell you a story which the liberal writer SC Gwynne did not provide a complete account of as he was too busy adoring a reformed terrorist named Stinker Parker, or Quanah as he would come to be known.
I am going to be honest as I always am, I find the complete tale of this absolutely hilarious even if people died, because for the first time in his life, Stinker Parker, actually made the crossover and became a real Yankee trader, instead of the buck Indian he had chosen to be.
Ranald MacKenzie
To set the stage for this, Stinker had been driven to ground by Colonel Ranald MacKenzie's hapless several year warfare with the Comanche, and Stinker had come into the reservation, where being the shrewd breed he was, continued to con the Americans that he was now a good Indian.
MacKenzie would grow to trust Parker to sending him out to deal with a band of terrorists led by Red Young Man, who had been on raids, numbered about 50 Comanche and 15 warriors.
MacKenzie sent Parker out with female Comanche outriders and old men to find and bring in the renegades. This was quite dangerous as the Buffalo Hunters were in a mood to shoot Indians and other military installations were busy hunting Indians. MacKenzie though signed a letter, explaining Parker's mission and no one was to touch these Comanches.
Nicholas Nolan
Well it was July of 1877 AD in the year of our Lord, and Texas was what it always is, hot as hell literally. From Fort Sill rode Stinker and his riders from the east, but unknown to them from the west rode Captain Nicholas M. Nolan from Fort Concho with the 10th Cavalry, a group of Negroid slaves turned horse riders, whom the Indians all despised as bad medicine.
The 10th numbered 40 coloreds and had joined up with a group of Buffalo hunters which Gwynne left out, bent on retaliation for Comanche raids of Red Young Man's renegades.
I know where the Indians are. We are heading southeast to their camp.
With the words still hanging in the dusty Texas air, Nolan and this Negroid's rode off to the southeast to beat Parker from finding the Indians.
This is where I began liking Stinker Parker as he was working for Americans and Indians at this point. For some unGodly known reason, Nolan believed an Indian when he spoke to them with information. Indians lied all the time and Stinker Parker had just told a whopper. There were no Indians camped to the southeast as Parker and his group rose exactly opposite to the northwest, and more to the point there was not any water or food where Nolan went charging off to.
By the time Nolan staggered back out of the Staked Plains, four Negroids and 1 buffalo hunter had dehydrated to death. That was after they drank horse piss, nigger piss, and piss mixed with sugar, and went on to kill a horse to drink that poor animal's blood, in what became a national tragedy, which history has not admitted to, was instigated by the clever Stinker Parker, as he was on a mission to stop the Comanche terror and bring the Indians safely in.
While the 10th was out drinking sugar piss sodas for a week, Stinker rode to the renegade camp without any problem with the heat or lack of water, as he knew where the water was and actually did something the 10th neglected to do, in he took water along for himself and the horses.
He found the Comanche camped at the Pecos River, negotiated for 4 days, they agreed to come in, and back to Fort Sill the Indians went and stayed for in peace.
We know this story because a white captive, turned terrorist, Herman Lehmann recorded the Indian side of the tale. Parker so impressed MacKenzie in what he accomplished peacefully, that he convinced MacKenzie to not send the bucks away to prison at Fort Leavenworth, but to stay on the reservation.
The Comanche did not forget Stinker's advocating for them, and they all behaved.
This is the untold history which is the real history. The much celebrated Buffalo Soldiers too stupid to fill a canteen, and their even more stupid Irish Mic commander not minding his nigs on the basics, but instead riding off to kill Indians, after believing an Indian.
Nolan for whatever reason did not even apparently have an Indian tracker from the Apache or another enemy band with him. He led his ignorant group out to their disaster, and they deserved to be drinking piss for a week, as Stinker Parker for the first time showed he was a real Yankee American.
I always concluded if the Indians had stopped whining and just went to trading which is what they were good at, that they would have been extremely successful. Stinker Parker proved that in spades that day in 1877. He pulled off one of the best gotchas in history, but MacKenzie could not say anything as it was his own army, and Parker had to keep quiet or he would have been put into prison.
The Buffalo Soldier tragedy of 1877, also known as the Staked Plains Horror, occurred when a combined force of Buffalo Soldier troops of the 10th Cavalry and local buffalo hunters wandered for days in the dry Llano Estacado region of north-west Texas and eastern New Mexico during July of a drought year. The groups had united forces for a retaliatory attack on regional Native American groups who had been staging raids on white forces in the area, during what came to be called the Buffalo Hunters' War. Over the course of five days in the near-waterless Llano Estacado, four soldiers and one buffalo hunter died
That is your entertainment for today as the last historical buffalo the Comanche killed were Buffalo Hunters and Buffalo soldiers too stupid to fill their canteens, while following an Irish Mic who did not bring an Indian along to ask directions.
Nuff Said
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