As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Sandy shared the above screen grab and I appreciated it immensely as I need the laugh this day and I so appreciate it when people really understand the satire of this blog.
Growing up, I suffered a great deal, was alone and the mechanism for survival was not breaking into split personalities, but disconnecting and watching all the hurt take place. The wonderful comedian Jonathan Winters, was such a child and from his misery, grew the most bizarre cast of hilarious characters which protected him.
TL and I were discussing this on the way home today, and TL said I'm one of the most polite people TL has ever met and I go out of my way to never offend people. I dislike drama and I relish peace and quiet.
I do get moved by the Holy Ghost though, and when I'm feeling secure and my most joyous is where the Cyrano DeBergerac satire appears. I relish cutting humor and I love cutting pompous individuals by mocking them in the most precise way.
Most of who I am is a dichotomy. One person wrote once they could not figure out how I could cuss like a sailor and then write the things of God. To all things there is a season and Methodist preachers in the Ohio used to beat the bajesus out of bullies and hang horse thieves.
People handle severe stress in many ways. Some harm themselves, some dope or drink, some get into fights, some cry, some simply fracture and never return. My method is to make jokes in impossible situations. I get my most calm when the worst of situations are being experienced. I say the most caustically and biting satire to TL in situations concerning others when people are dead or hurt. I would never say anything like that to the families, but TL understands me in how I deal with things. I make people laugh to relieve tension. I do at times get hushed stares from people who can not believe I said things, but then the Junk Yard Guy when I offered condolences when his Mom passed away replied, :Well I knew she was going to die someday so it was not a surprise". He said it with a smile and I understood what he was saying.
I truly appreciated the description of me, appears to have an endearing and total indifference to whether or not they offend everyone. Stick around long enough and I offend the sensibilities of everyone, so we are all equal and playing on the same field. My older siblings in their children when they were in the 5 year old range, I used to say the worst things in front of them, and their eyes would get big......I told my siblings, "Yes but now the children know the boundaries in experiencing them, as they have policed themselves and will not cross them".
I really though have to do more Christian writing as being labeled in my output as Alex Jones, National Enquirer and Maxim is rather limited. Probably will do that as, you know it is odd in life, that it gets old writing Biden is a pedo, but writing about the love of God is something people never tire of hearing.
You do have to wonder though about the people who hate themselves like Nancy Pelosi and John Roberts. We all think we want that kind of glory whore, but when you are old as a dinosaur are you still wanting to look like a senile old fool, because you are obsessed in being validated by that gavel as you have nothing else in life or you sold your soul for two adoptees, and you think that by rewriting the Constitution for Sodom and Gomorrah people are going to remember you? How many Speakers of the House or Chief Justices do you see the history books are worn out in kids turning to those pages? No one gives them a damn thought. You get more interest in that girl spinning in the Mannix credits which I wrote about than John Roberts or Nancy Pelosi ever will get. The day they die they are like that old Jew Ginsburg, no one gives them another thought.
I have said this before. Everyone should experience celebrity so they know the glam has a big price. Most turn into pompous asses. When I was writing stories, I preferred to not write details about the characters as the reader can create a better image than I could for them. I would hinder their experience. Making this blog about me would be wrong as it is about God and you. By being anonymous, you get to be the artist in painting who I should be. I expect things of you, and you are responsible in that expectation, as you are at liberty here to be who you are, not moulded into a Mockingbird troll.
I was thinking of the gal I was confirmed with in the grocery in how we carry on, how people have to wait as she rattles on, and how in most cases she has tears in her eyes from laughing, about something we were bullshitting about as we check out.
She told me my sister was in line and announced she had donated to our Church in the name of the wicked uncle. I said, "It was probably money she stole from the Mother's memorials", as that woman and her husband are so tight you could stack 10 Shylocks up against them and the Shylocks would look generous.
TL mentoined later about the right hand not knowing what the left is doing, as the Jesus taught, but that is more of the fake religion my sister and the husband are. I thought, "Yeah she couldn't do that for her own Mother, but she sure could in trying to uplift her image with others make a show donation".
As I ponder that more in Spirit, it was a case that her husband is the tight wad who injured that old man's knee which started his decline, and of course they could not show up in checking on him after we left, and of course that Covid thing......not going to risk their lives for that old bastard. Yeah as is typical of the Pharisee she got by on the cheap, and I really believe that they got memorials for the Mother, never handed them over to pay for the funeral (They never did pay anything for burying her.) and her husband spent it on beer.......it has nagged on their asses, and their solution was to donate money for the Uncle to gain Pecksniffian favor as that is what this is all about. Is why I have cut that satan trash off and will never have any contact again...God drive them to repent in Jesus Name Amen and Amen.
See you learned things in the above. Learned the things of your family to judge things by and learned now not to be, as you may think you are getting away with things, and everyone is stupid, but people got you figured out, and know who pulls what shit in Dodge.
Well Sandy's thoughtfulness has created another blogspot post, like 17,000 of these things. By God's Grace we have out writ the writers, thousands of them in fact, as they all ran out of keyboard fuel and I apparently am just getting started.
Time to cut to down more of them electronic trees and give Greta Thunberg more things to be miserable about. Sweden, that is wrong with Sweden. They don't read the blog and they listen to children. That is nothing a good Russian invasion would not cure, in all that rape and crossbreeds, gave us Angela Merkel of East Germany or she was Hitler's daughter in that breeding program. A real go getter. I suppose we could settle on Donald Trump, not having nothing to do, could ejaculate a few times, which is like a billion sperm, and with them swimmers, that would produce a race of Swetrumps, as those Swede men just are not getting it done..........I mean, look at Greta. An American could do better impregnation from the coffin, with Covid shrunk nuts and radiation cancer beaming off his illuminated balls. Talk about Swede sperm that needs some natural selection. Her old man probably needs an instructional manual, runway landing lights and training wheels on his scrotum to find the hole......and what kind of woman let's something like that on top of her. She probably was writing to inmates in prison or placing ads to be a Muslim anchor wife, before she found that wad of sperm which should have been flushed down the toilet.
Real thing about dogs, they will lick their own cock, but they stop at the grape jelly on a man's cock shot. Dogs like the low salt diet.
I watched a movie in 5th grade about the sun, and they said that the human body is an exact replica of elements as sea water.. I bet cum has the same salt content as ocean water. That Mormon water in the Great Salt Lake though beats them all in floating in for buoyancy. Probably never been an experiment to see which has more buoy, floating in the tub of cum or the ocean. I suppose you could downsize to a bar of Life Buoy as that floats in anything
Of course the advertisements may have lied in that like Biden's election win, as I doubt they tested the floatablity of Life Buoy in seminal fluids.
Dongs on a low salt diet. Great name for a rock band, but then rock is dead, so another waste of the ejaculation of my thought.
Once again, this is another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
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