Saturday, March 20, 2021

We Must Protect Joe Biden

 




As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

The Lame Cherry denounces the cover up of the attempted GOLFINATION of Joe Biden by Donald Trump. It was bad enough that Don jr. posted the assault, and then the Hill tried to cover it up saying the video was edited, as this cover up of Donald Trump trying to make Kamala Harris President, in what has to be a secret deal, in Trump helps Obama, install geezer Joe and Kamala the ho, so Kamala picks Ivanka Trump as Vice President.





All of us must rally around Pedo Joe Biden, and if Nancy Pelosi gets 2 billion for her Congressgender wall, then Joe Biden must have a flying movable wall costing 20 trillion dollars, made with technology from Area 51 in anti grav devices to surround Air Force One to protect him from the nefarious swing of Donald Trump.


Who knew that Donald Trump could hit a golf ball from Florida into Georgia, a distance of 1500 miles. If only Mr. Trump had shown as much gusto in taking out those fraud voting machines, the Iranians, the Chicoms and the Russian nuclear missiles, but instead he sat on his mega swing, all for putting Ivanka into Blair House as the first Jewish Vice President.

The Lame Cherry calls for an immediate banning of golf clubs and their buyback by the US Government, as these devices are far too lethal and shockingly Donald Trump did not have to have any background checks or he does not have to have a license to carry around these weapons."
Yes let us not forget that the US Attorneys are indicting people for dangerous crutches, dangerous batons, dangerous camo, dangerous opening of businesses and dangerous police tape over January 6th, while the real threat is not guns, but golf clubs in the hands of that fiend, Donald Trump.

All of this golfing must end. Surely there is something less dangerous, like the Nerf Balls of the 1970's that golfers could use and they could use foam bats, and of course the balls must stop being white, as that is just racist and white supremacy.

Joe Biden must be kept safe, and that includes safe from the wind, and yes, we did not see the Trump golf ball the last time Joe Biden went down, so Donald Trump has some military stealth golf gall that evades detection. Stealth golf balls must be banned and only then can we begin to have any semblance of the kind of world where these kinds of cover ups end.


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