As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Walmart keeps sending me these emails, like how to be a good guest or how a host can be a good host. I found some of the suggestions different or things I had never thought of in this Anthony Fauci Vax Gulag
For example, here are 5 things a host should do in having guests in their home.
- The good homemaker should purchase a Walmart weed sprayer, fill it with bleach and spray down everyone for the virus entering the home, before they eat, before they sleep and after they shower.
- The good homemaker should provide toilet paper to guests as eating feces ruins holiday meals in adding a noticeable flavor.
- The good homemaker should pre dig any graves in their backyard in case any guests have not partaken of a bottle of Walmart aspirin for blood clots.
- The good homemaker provides a Walmart heating pad for guests locked out of the home, if it is a double vax booster home, so the guests do not die of some other virus or freeze to death which would ruin the holiday spirit.
- The good homemaker for homeopathic ReVaxNiks provides pine needles in a bag for tea, so the ReVaxNiks do not denude the Christmas tree for needles to prevent Covid.
We simply live in a neo world, and thankfully Walmart is there, unlike Amazon which does not provide these helpful hints for the shopper.
These are the hints for the Walmart guest.
- Do not shit on the floor in being afraid of catching Covid off the toilet seat. Walmart has ample disinfectants to bring along for your stay.
- Do not steal your host's credit cards and go on a buying spree as Walmart has a generous extended payment program making items affordable to all.
- The vaxed and unvaxed in arguing should not plot to kill each other, as Walmart has many lethal products and their trash bags are strong enough to hold dead bodies, it is corporate policy to not promote items for homicidal rages.
- Do not become impregnated by your host or impregnate your host as the Dictator is having enough problems forcing vaxes on those out of the womb. Instead Walmart has a wide array of condoms to head off any unexpected surprises.
- Walmart does not provide refunds on used toilet paper, condoms, tampons or turkeys as corporate policy.
I always thought Walmart took tampons that were used, but maybe that was open potato chip bags in those who could only eat just one.
I fully expect Dictator Biden to implement the above Walmart Policies into a new executive order to keep all of us safe and well in this Vaxmass Season.
*Remember to be a good Walmart shopper and offer a ride to any liberal to make sure they get their Walmart booster. From not shitting on floors and not getting our drunk hosts pregnant, we all must do our part in helping those who believe this vax will save them, as they do not believe Jesus will, from all kinds of new Covid symptoms in hangnails, hemorrhoids and horsticulnatununis.
Nuff Said
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