As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
In a daring move, Jewish President of Ukraine, Volodomy Zelenskyy, the former comedy performer, established contact with American super weapon, Tom Cruise.
President Zelenskyy called the Mission Impossible Star, the Mission Accomplished Krylata Raketa
The translation is roughly, THE CRUISE MISSILE.
While Cruise's mission, as he decided to accept it, is top secret, President Zelenskyy told the press, "We are going to load Tom Cruise into a ICBM, have him pilot it to Moscow, where he will crash land it through the Kremlin, fight his way through Russian troops, and terminate Vladimir Putin."
When reporters asked if revealing this much information, President Zelenskyy replied, "Ni, we did not tell you that Mr. Cruise is launching at 3 PM today for a surprise attack".
Tom Cruise had kept all of America in the dark about his being a secret agent. Americans had thought he was just another actor, or a halfwit that jumped around on Oprah's couch, being sexually aroused in having nailed the the almost jail bait aged Katie.........something.........Holmes. Instead Tom Cruise has been a secret weapon of George Soros who was the real man behind Russiagate and the 2020 election theft, shooting Ashli Babbitt, framing the Jan6 rioters and has been the stand in for senile Joe Biden, when the Dictator sounds almost normal in answering questions.
The world is now safe from Russia now that Tom Cruise has flown in on a U 2 spy plane, parachuted out at 500,000 feet, free fell to 6 feet, pulled his rip cord and said, "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for Putin after lunch".
While the notorious Samuyil Hyde has been carrying on air combat against Russia in becoming the first war Ace since the last world war, he could only do so much and that is why President Zelenskyy called in the A Team of Tom Cruise to finish off the Russians.
There is only so much one man can do, unless of course it is Tom Cruise, as Tom Cruise can do it all.
Sean Penn can hide behind his camera, but when the Russians get going, Ukraine's tough Jew gets Tom Cruise going, as no one is like Tom Cruise.
This is another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Nuff Said
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