As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Recently being frugal, I spied 4 movies in the Thrift for 2 dollars. Figuring that 50 cents a movie was affordable I looked forward to the entertainment.
The first movie was Venom. I knew it was a failure as a horror genre as there were not any girls getting undressed because they were getting wet. Movies sell by women's legs and the promise of nudity. This one by Harvey Weinstein as voodoo, some zombie guy and typical gore and action to which I was doing commentary non stop to make it end sooner.
I thought, "That bad one is over so now it is all entertainment now".
To not keep you in suspense, that was the good movie.
Next up was The Hole. English thing, you know the English, lock people in a bunker and then pretend how devastatingly smart they are. You know it is bad when that gasping English maid is being fucked by Lawrence Fox all the time and that Quin Buckner from Dexter is pussy rubbing some large breasted Greta Thornburg in XXX porn and you want the movie over....you got problems in the boring zone.
Embeth Davidtz could not even rescue this non horror picture, except it was horrible.
Then we come to Gerry. Matt Damon and Casey Affleck wrote this shitter. No horror, again, except it was filmed. The story is two boys you hope will die do not die in the first minute. They run into the desert, somehow get lost when women and kids can not, and instead of staying in the bushes, they go out into the sand.
The highlight is when Matt strangles in what looks like sex his best friend Casey. Matt then walks over to the highway and gets picked up by some guy with a mom van, and apparently murdering someone has on consequences when you are in a desert with a horse with no name.
Lastly, we have O. Othello in a Nigger basketball jock in high school, coached by Martin Sheen, made by Sundance, is fuck raping his girlfriend the Dean's daughter, when he is not beating up a kid that looks like Orson Wells. Orson gets beat up a second time by another jock, as the Coaches jock son is setting them all up so Othello will murder that actress from Dexter who is horrid to look at and watch. At the end it goes pretty good, but it is murder not horror. The son sets everyone up. He murders Orson after Orson fucks up trying to murder the kid who beat him up, while the Nig is strangling the Dean's daughter in her own bed.
Joaquin Phonenix's sister appears, the one that looks like him, and he does not make an attractive girl, and the son blows her away too, after which Othello shoots himself and the son gets arrested for some reason and says he will be famous someday like the now dead Nig.
I said I wanted my money back.
I wondered who was cock and cunt sucking in these kids that these movies were made as this is the only reason shit like this would be made. I want to remember who was in these movies, but I just can not, as they were so off putting. It is not even worth looking up to see who is in these things.
The worst was Gerry, but Matt Damon is in nothing but shit. He is the sewer actor of the age. Then I would hate that Hole next as I hate the English who think they are so smarty. That leaves O next on the Nigger scale as how the hell do you ruin Shakespeare? Number 4 is Venom.
I could remake venom and make it a franchise. It just needs some help and that begins with women's body parts with snake venom guy not trying to murder the girl at the drive in he liked, and instead wants her to be snake queen. I mean a fucking movie about snake venom and not enough demon snakes with glowing red eyes.
Oh well, I probably could save all of the above by casting Nicholas Cage in them all. Othello really plays better when it is a White guy like Lawrence Olivier playing black.
I can say one thing in all of the movies is, I was pulling for the snake guy, the desert, the hole and the Jew who was setting up the Nigger.
Can always tell a bad movie when you are pulling for the antagonist.
Julia Styles is her name.........horrid. Can't remember that English things name though.
Nuff Said
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