My Name is Dick Cheney and I approve of this Ad

....and now a few words from former Vice President Dick Cheney

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

For God's sake, will you people of Wyoming vote for my harpie kid Liz, as I got a bad heart, it took me 38 years to get her out of the house. She loses this race and she is moving back in and that means her lezbo sister is coming to visit too and never leaving.

Jesus Wyoming, aren't there parents who can vote for sympathy, straight people who can relate?

Vote for this halfwit girl. She ain't going to set foot in Wyoming. Your one vote won't make any difference, but damn it all to hell, I'm a sick old man, I want my last days to be at peace and not listening to this harpie bitch about Trump and know she destroyed my legacy, I sold my soul for.

My name is Dick Cheney and I approve of this ad.

From one Dick to another....

I used to be young and get great blow jobs.

I had a dog for Gods sake!

I used to be happy....

and then this happened.

It's what happens Dick when you ejaculate on the pull out.

Nuff Said

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