Saturday, September 17, 2022

It smells like baked Ass

 





As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

Jon Cena can not act. He can not act in The Marine by WWE films.

With that said, Anthony Ray Parker can act and he saved that movie.

The following is Anthony Ray Parker delivering his lines out in a swamp shack and being told to go out and find a generator.


What if some country ass crackers are out there lookin' for some man love?


*It will be just like summer camp.

** Brothers don't do summer camp.


Well I did go to camp once. I was 13...........and there was this camp counselor a cool honky named Timothy......Tim.......or as he liked to be called, Johnny Whiplash.


*Tells us about Johnny Whiplash in what he had to offer?


First he offered me friendship. Then he gave me hard rock candy, and then he offered something I never should have accepted.


(With that he banjo plucks the tune from Deliverance.)


*Well good luck with all that. Now go find a generator.


Hey, what we talked about ain't leavin' this room right?


*Nah, now go find the goddamn generator.



and with that.


This would have been a great movie if not for Jon Cena or for that matter all these former WWE losers like The Rock.


 Nuff Said



The Marine is a 2006 action thriller produced by Twentieth Century Fox and WWE ... The film stars John Cena, Robert Patrick, Kelly Carlson, Anthony Ray Parker.




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