We may be cousins, but I have the gun pointed at you,
so I decide how things are done.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I preface this as the mother's relatives are slower than shit froze to the igloo.
So Auntie has her boys. She decided like years ago that they were going to take over her "land". I just happen to own half of it. The thing is the boys were really good at fucking things up. They took the mother's name off of it, made her ETAL and the boys got their names on the deed listing.
This pleased me as I keep getting inquiries from the equalization office about not owning enough land to be classed as agricultural.
So this happened awhile ago, the dead brother died, so I had to get his name off the property. Brother died like 10 months ago. Our renter showed up about then and talked to me about how Auntie's name was still on the property as it was assessed. That means all the USDA shit lists under her name. He tells me it should be taken care of, because wonder of fucking wonders when I switched shit over for dead mother, my name is on the deed.
Not my cousins though.
So I get a call this spring in the tax gal is asking about Auntie, this would be 5 months after the cousins were told to get shit done. So I tell her when we get things switched around I will send her the paperwork.
So I talk to my legal rep today and she is asking about Auntie's name on the deed and is amazed. She then tells me that I can't do it that it has to be the boys. So I inform her I will drive over and tell them.
I drive over to their business.....no son there. I ask the fat son in law where the kid is, and he says to go check the other building. I check the shed.......no one there.
So I drive over to the kid's house. Beat on the door. Beat on the door, think I hear something and here comes the wife. Lord God this is the part which is strange.
So I tell her what is up and she needs to tell her husband what needs to be done. She freaks and is going to go right over and find him. I tell her to calm down as it is not needed that second. This is after she tells me where he is and to tell him, to which I say, "I tried both places and he is not there".
Typical shit, he is probably off at the cafe or doing some other shit as they always tell everyone how busy they are. Would not be so busy if they did their fucking work and did what they were supposed to be doing.
This is the troubling part. I got mixed up in I thought TL and saw this woman almost a year ago when my brother died. No, TL explained that we had just saw her before one of the boys died like 3 months ago. I know the woman did not have make up on, but damn, she looked hideous. Looked like she dropped 50 pound as she has always been a chubby shrew, and she shrunk about a foot to the size Autie is. Her reaction though was like she was not coherent, like Biden not processing to the top floor. I know she was vaxed, and I think her brain is vax fried. This woman was troubling in I have known her since she was a girl and she really looked...........well like my older sister who looks like a washed out dish rag and is about as senile from that vax.
So to see this degradation this fast and this bad, really was troubling.
This of course was two months ago I stopped by the older boy's home. He had been wanting to sell me some old junk machinery.........LAST YEAR. Turned out that it was the boy that died was the hold up in selling.......now of course he says it is chubsters husband as he has "projects" he wants to do. He ain't going to do a Goddamn thing with any of this junk. He seemed spaced out when we saw him, so he probably will be the nursing home transfer like his wife, and I will probably get all that junk for nothing but I did need the metal wagon for our wood.
It has been years as my parents always cussed how damned slow those people were, and they still are. Now this vax is making them senile. I really do not care as it does not effect me. It is just bullshit that like paying all the taxes on my "brother being a property owner" and these people not getting their shit right, fucking up our names on the deed and then still not getting a Goddamn thing done is just more of this shit.
The thing is, the only reason they are on this deed, is because someone as shiftless in my old man, when Grandpa died, did not buy out the share of the other daughter. The land was selling then for 18 dollars an acre. Yes my old man was a real genius, could always find money to piss down the drain on whiskey, but not a couple of hundred dollars for a few acres.
OK I'm done with this, but the moral of the story is, NEVER let people get involved in shit you should not have them involved with and people slower than glaciers melting are never going to be picking up any speed in getting things done.
Nuff Said
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