Lame Cherry: One Little Feud

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I was thinking about having a feud like all the fake celebrities have to enhance my profile and to bring in donations as that would surely make people donate in a real girl fight. I was though looking at photos of women and I was utterly disappointed in like FOX as the women there all look Neanderthal in sagging eyes and one eyebrow. I simply will not have a feud with someone who looks low IQ with saggy eyes and one eyebrow.

I do not mind race, as along as they are attractive. I will not associate though with homosexuals, pedosexuals in any of that deviant stuff as I will not raise their profile at the expense of morals. My good name is not for sale for money.

I did see Michelle Malkin and I thought about feuding with her. She has a White Priv husband, a kid who has a navel that the umbilical cord was cut too short and a son that looks girlish, but that is not really feud stuff that people can relate to as you don't pick on geezer husbands who look like the picked Michelle out of a banana tree for a bag of chocolates to her parents in Manila, as White me are shopping all over the world as these woke skirts in America are just off, and everyone has weird children now, so no one wants to hear that shit.

I don't really want to push Michelle Malkin either as she poses in these whorish Daisy Duke outfits out over million foot drop ledges like she is suicidal. I don't know what that is all about, as you don't really dress up like a whore to thrill seek suicide.

The real problem is though that in looking up Michelle Malkin, this hockey guy who looks dumb as a post with a hot Russian looking wife, named Malkin keeps popping up. I mean, what the hell kind of a celebrity are you if a hockey player and his semi hot wife keep popping up when you search for Michelle Malkin?

I don't want to confuse my readers in having them think I'm feuding with a hockey player or his wife, as they would say, "La'me that does not make sense, why are you feuding with a hockey player or his semi hot wife?" See that is the problem, you can't have a feud if no one understands why you are feuding.

I always thought this feud stuff was easy, because there was like Sonny and Cher feuding over her being Cher, Hannity and Colmbs over Hannity being gay and about every couple in the husband always being wrong. Somehow though I have limits and criteria, in I won't feud with ugly people, stupid people, people I don't like etc... as that is what the door being slammed shut, the phone being slammed off are for.

I want to feud with someone I like so we can do things together and discuss things and agree about things.

I'm certain I will come across some acceptable person to feud with.

I'm sorry I'm distracted now in listening about the Unicorn Constellation and the Unicorn star which has a planet like earth, Monteceres or something, 489 light years away. Am losing interest as I thought they had Nordics there as that might interest me in a feud, but then the idea just sort of fell through as the narrator was just .........well not something well thought out.

I think I have this feud thought out, but I never considered it would be so hard to find someone acceptable. I know my standards are high, but one would think people out there would have set their standards from the cradle to excellence as I did, and naturally evolved to a future position to compliment someone as gifted and wonderful as God created me. I simply can not be the one evolutionary jump in 8.2 billion hapless two leggers.

Can the world really be that lonely for someone as perfect as me?

PS: I have changed my mind about this feud after this photo surfaced and the meaning of it in who Malkin is in bed with. Not going NSA to the dark side of the moon.

So never mind on this.