The Cure For Australian Ugly

 

You too can be gorgeous like me!

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I do not keep on shit in the media that appeals to people with shit for brains. So when I heard about this bad ass mercenary I never clicked.

Then there was this story about blackmail and how stupid Ukrainians are.

Kiev’s star mercenary threatens to ‘burn Ukrainian army to the ground’ – media Emese Fajk has protected her position by blackmailing senior commanders, the Daily Mail reports 

Here is the ugly Australasian behind this story.

She apparently on some show in Oz, tried to buy a house with fake paper. Big deal as she would have won an award at Star Fleet Academy.

Here is the story in the British press.

The secretly recorded tapes appear to show that Emese Fajk, who became the foreign legion’s communications director after fleeing Australia following a fraud scandal on a reality TV show, threatened to leak damaging information on the Ukrainian army, should she be expelled over an unauthorized overseas trip.  

According to the recordings, to avoid such an outcome she blackmailed Ukrainian general Andrey Ordinovich, who went under the codename ‘Zeus.’ She said that Ukrainian officials “wanted to deport [her] for desertion” and “terminate her contract.” 

 

Here is the blackmail chic.

First part, ok this is Ukraine. They are genociding their own people. They cut the testicles off of Russians. They tried several times to start a war between America and Russia, which would mean Americans would be nuked, that is a pile of ashes of nice American folks.

The Ukrainazi are horrid people, so when faced with putting this girl into a howitzer and pulling the trigger......no they capitulate and let her live. Don't sound like Nazis now does it, but a real stupid people.

But then again what is the IQ of someone who follows Grubber Zellinskyy.

Ok the second and only important part, you remember what this skirt looked like. A real uggo as a con artist. Then she goes to Ukraine, and gets involved in Nazi terrorism, and she turns into this hottie.

Just turn a woman into a mass murderer and she turns into a Holocaust Hottie. I bet Hunter Biden gets wood to the max on her and Joe Biden thinks she looks like she is 12 years old, but looks allot older of course, in the more this bottle blonde goes natural Nazi colour, she just is something a lesbian would catch a pussy cold in being so wet.

Here look at the close up of how uggo she was. Wince factor ugly.

Wee, that is just Homer the guy ugly.

As Ukraine is Joe Biden's ally, I say that America ships all their ugly women over to Kiev. In no time at all they will all be hot, like all those Ukrainian and Russian women we see on bridal sites.

Would this not be the greatest thing in the world.

Ship something like this to Kiev.

And in two weeks you get back this.

As Nazis are American allies in this war, we now know that Adolf Hitler did have some good in him like Kayne West said. I bet that Eva Braun was a real brown bagger and then she became a Nazi and was real hot stuff.

So Nazism is the cure for ugly.  Nazism in Ukraine. Good things are coming out of this holocaust, unlike the last holocaust where Jews only got a nation, got nuclear bombs, got a holocaust excuse for all they will ever do.

We need to take advantage of this before Vladimir Putin wins the war, and then we will be stuck with all of these ugly women.

Nuff Said.

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