I am proud to command the Marine Clitoral Regiment under my ANUS
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
The two wokesters of Dictator Biden's regime, in the Rainbow Warriors of Anthony Blinken and Lloyd Austin have announced a new Marine Regiment will be deployed to Okinawa in an updated alliance wit the Empire of the Once Rising Sun.
The two sides announced a military alliance-updating plan that includes the deployment of a new mobile Marine unit in Japan’s southern island of Okinawa.
U.S. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin said at a joint press conference that the new Marine Clitoral Regiment, re-designated from an artillery regiment, is “more cunnilingus, more responsive, more G SPOT capable,” and would “bolster deterrence in the region and allow us to defend Japan and its people more effectively.”
Under the encompassing doctrine of ANUS, American Nautical Universal System, the Marine Clitoral Regiment will coordinate with the Japanese Defense Forces posture.
Battalion Commander, newly appointed, Major Cracksmoore Miyagawa, explained the defining roles which the Clitoral Regiment would pursue in defending Japan against China, Russia, North Korea and the American State of South Dakota.
Major Cracksmoore Miyagawa speaking in Okinawa
We are social justice warriors, not just rainbow warriors. Everywhere there is a challenge to the status quo we will quo the status to bring about a new quo. Our dear leader, President Kamala Harris has been our sinpiration, and with that inspiration we will move mole hills of mountains and defeat our enemies whether they be here or in on foreign soils like South Dakota.
We are a first strike nuclear war starting regiment, because no one wants to come in second in a nuclear war.
Coupled with that, the Japanese Defense Forces Coordinating Officer, Kum Suc Mi, offered these words committing Japan's committeezens to the proliferation of nuclear war.
Colonel Kum Suc Mi
When I was a boy, all we had was Godzilla and Made in Japan jokes. I want to be known as the Woke Shogun of Nissan, a real warrior of our Samurai history. I know the godless, hedonistic, brain washed nature of sex deviants are just the kind of troops I was born to command. They will fondle Russia with biological weapons, molest North Korea with chemical weapons and rape China with our thousands of new nuclear atomic radioactive warheads.
I will end the stereotypes of the limp wrist faggot. I will make butches out of all of them as I am the butchest of the dykes. I will show the world that the Japanese anus is the fitting replacement to the rising sun flag as we have the full support of that pedophile Joe Biden, the crossgender Obamas and whatever Kamala Harris is, Lloyd Austin and Anthony Blinken are enough to make up for that, as the genocide of Slavs in Ukraine in resurrecting Nazis there is the kind of brave new world the homopedo will rule in.
The facts are reassuring that both Japan and Washington are preparing for war against Russia and China who have like 6000 nuclear warheads, 1.5 billion people to fight that war with, and more people than Japan and America could ever manufacture enough bullets and bombs to kill, that the Marine Clitoral Regiment will be there to not just start with war, but to fight this world war.
“For the first time in decades, Tokyo and Washington are seriously preparing for the possibility of a major conflict in the near term,” they said, noting that “the U.S.-Japan alliance is shifting to a war footing.”
We now can all rest assured that with the woke LGetc.... in defense of the police state world that we all can rest assure we are safe.
Nuff Said
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