Coup Plotters esq.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
It appears that Harry Hewitt and his quadroon wife, the Meghan, have finally worn out their welcome at Buckingham Palace and the rest of the world, in their latest demands upon King Charles III on his Coronation Day, along with the lovely Queen Consort, Camilla.
The press has reported what Harry Hewitt was demanding, but not all of what the Hewitts of California were insisting upon in attending the Coronation. Yes we all knew they wanted to be front and center on the balcony, where the new King would greet his subjects but the Lame Cherry has learned of intimate details the Hewitt's had sprung upon the royal house.
Meet you on the other side.
MOSCOW (Sputnik) - Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will not attend the coronation of Charles III next month as their children have not been invited and the palace has rejected the couple's request to sing "Happy Birthday" to their son Archie from the royal balcony on the same day
Of course, all of us would agree that singing a birthday song to Archie would be charming, and the British people would rally to the inclusion of former Wogs in the royal family, that were once deemed trade items or zoo exhibits. Harry got jungle fever in watching National Geographic narrated by Richard Kiley, in the naked aboriginal women, dancing around, which led to his lust for Meghan, and have not all allowed these deviants to become aroused by National Geographic as it was what they relied on before Playboy.
But it was the other things that Harry and Meghan were insisting upon, which were just too much for the palace to agree to.
Meghan had insisted that Charles would announce that he was the Negro King and declare White People illegal in England and the commonwealth. It would be a crime to be White and all White People would have to be classified as RACIAL NEUTRAL.
Of course we all could support Meghan in this advancement of erasing White People, but it is how the Hewitt's demands were linked to this, which was too much for the King.
Harry was involved in a great deal of crying in the conversations with the King, and the King while patient could not understand a great deal of what Harry was asking, but what came through several times was that Harry missed his Grammummy and wanted her disinterred from her burial site at Westminster Abby and a special AI program would reanimate the dead Queen. Harry has several Silicon Valley friends who volunteered to do the work. The basis of this was the Queen leading the singers in their anthems to Harry on his birthday.
The King was almost about to agree but then Harry demanded that his dead Grandpapa, Philip would be dug up to for the choir. The list became so long that Harry had gone back to Henry V, so that there simply was not room on the balcony for the King.
I will not share my balcony with dead, stinky relatives, thank you very much.
It was Meghan who then voiced her demands, where she was to have 5000 jet airliners to fly in her entourage for the Coronation and then there was something about this chant being chanted.
Princesses princesses on the balcony wall.
Which princess is the fairest of them all.
There was something about a voice vote in this as democracy was demanded in who would be the next Consort in Waiting. King Charles immediately realized that Meghan, having knocked off his mummy due to all the stress was now positioning herself to take over the throne to be in line to replace Camilla. With Camilla's hundreds of thousands of BLM entourage filling the square, she would of course be elected Queen Consort in Waiting, deposing Princess Kate who is to be Queen.
vote either us out of the crown by mob rule.
This is what was behind the denial of the birthday song to the little 16 parts hexadroon Archie in this palace coup. Meghan had taken it one step further in having already acquired a King Charles Spaniel, which she was going to smuggle onto the balcony as a fur wrap for her neck, and in the chaos of her being Queen Consort in Waiting, she would have lifted up the puppy and screamed, "Here is your King Charles, vote my followers or be ruled by the man who murdered Prince Diana".
The dog would have been voted King of England of course in this Meghan Mob, and MI5 an MI6 were already at work to spray the crowds with chemical weapons to save the monarchy.
She told me I would get a meat treat. There was nothing about a palace coup.
The Lame Cherry has been given privy papers on all of this in there is now a growing consensus that as King Charles has booted Harry Hewitt from the Royal homes and from the Royal balcony, the public would be ready for the information that Princess Diana, was insane and had sex with a polo player, thinking it was Prince Charles as they all look the same in red British uniform and that Harry is a bastard. Others want to include that the Wog is not really a human, so England can just rule there lands filled with primates and take pictures for National Geopgraphic from Bombay to Nairobi.
This is how the palace coup against King Charles was thwarted, thankfully. There were also some cryptic remarks by MI6 that this could all be settled if some of Meghan's terrorist Muslim friends just invited Harry over and never let him leave the compound they held him in. Of course, none of us would want that as even terrorists should not be subject to cruel and unusual punishments.
This is where the situation now stands, in the throne is secure due to the astute thinking of King Charles III and Queen Consort Camilla holding back 10 million tonnes of chemical weapons from Ukraine, until at least she was made QC Camilla.
As Camilla always says around children, puppies and transvestites, "It is time to put the stick about, as some may not like it, and others may like it, but you get what you want in the end".
Nuff Said
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