Bioweapon flu sucks Ma.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I'm sitting here quite sick, but I still rag ass have to work as no one else will do what needs doing, including typing for the blog. You get to pretend you are sick and slack off, but not me.
This is about the neo bio weapon that they have released, and because the cartel lezbo's got the hate on for me, I get storms and I get an early exposure from the food supply to try and murder me.
See you just get sick and whine Me I have to keep animals fed in an every 4 day HAARP ritual of once in a lifetime storms. I made a mistake though in I thought I had Imodium, but could not find it, and as the roads might not be open for a week, I was not going to be able to sit around and shit myself to death, because they did in satan have this all planned out.
Imodium, yes I had the shits, the super shits.
So I got up feeling good on Monday to pee, and suddenly discovered I was splooshing and splooshing. Seriously, I felt good before that. As good as I usually feel anyway.
So I started chores, came back in and splooshed, and finished chores and called the neighbor to feed. He said 7 PM. Great. As I told TL, he fucked up the beginning of winter with a 7 PM delivery and is ending it with another fuck up.
So I ate breakfast, had something not to dramatic for lunch, did no feel too good, laid down, things got backed up in heartburn, and got up, ate supper, and splooshed again. I knew I had to get some Imodium in me. I looked........no Imodium.
Called the vet store.....they closed at 6 pm. Called the grocery.......they closed at 8:30 PM.
Yes we have a major blizzard coming, 3 days of it, so I did not want to be shitting myself to death snowed in, as our driveway was blocked.
Neighbor appears late. Feeds, thankfully does not stop to chat, but does not clean the driveway out which is a combo of icebergs and slush.
The pick up was iced in......pushed it out.......and away we went fast, as you do not stop or go slow in this kind of shit or you get stuck. Almost got stuck on the road. Made it to town quarter till, and were on our way home at 8 PM. Headlight on the GMC went out. Will fix with money and time so I do not get a ticket, but it looks like I'm homebound with TL until things thaw completely, as we have a foot of this ice that will give way in driving on it, and then you get stuck. Roads will be shit.
So I got 3 bottles of Imodium, some generic pills, as this is for our emergency stores and a pint of vanilla ice cream. Not the fake stuff.
I told TL, "I'm so fed up with this shit in I can not even relax in I don't know if I'm going to get my ass stuck trying to get back up the driveway or not. This shit is all the time".
So about got stuck on our corner, about stuck on the road leading to the driveway, about stuck turning in.........but gave her hell and the GMC is parked nose in and not nose down the driveway. We got home and will think about things after this blizzard stops and the sun shines next week.
I was feeling more shitty by the time we got home. Ate some crackers, drank some water, ate some ice cream, then I got sick.
OK, so for about 12 hours I was just sick with the sploosh. I could eat and function. When we got home, I started aching big time, headache too, my intestines due to inflamed bowel feel like they are on fire and assorted other pains. Chest felt like heartburn or heart attack.
I asked TL what TL thought about the Imodium as that part did not seem too bad. TL said to take it, so I did.
This was the fun part in I went to check on the sploosh, and I got the chills. Had a low fever most of the day, which was nice as I was not cold. This was the worst chills I have ever had though, as it is amusing now, but the house was warm, but in getting undressed I started to shake.
Got into bed, was warm enough, and if I just put my arm out, I fricking would start to shake with chills instantly. Damnedest thing I ever experienced in my whole regulator system in my brain was fucked up.
I sucked some spearmint candy The Imodium is minty so that helps. Laid there about an hour, I just ached, was hot, was cold, and I finally told TL was going to eat some crackers and take an Advil. So got up, was shaking, put on my flannel shirt, and sat down with some milk to getting something more in me.
I started feeling better when I got back to bed, in the Advil took care of the aches and chills. I had a fever burning most of the night, but hey I slept pretty sound, so I was thankful to God for that.
Morning came, got up, not chills, some fever, did chores in the blizzard and ate breakfast and not as aching, but have a chem cough snot headache with this bio flu shit Feel better than yesterday which is saying a great deal at this point.
Am just alerting you to what is out here that was introduced and is cycling. You do not get aches and fevers with the shits, so this is a new splice of genetic material. I am still ragged out and in need of recovery and that is the plan the Lord willing, but this is apparently the stomach flu they were warning about. Just like all this bio shit, you feel good until it hits. Just like HAARP shit, no warning signs and then BOOM.
I do now though have shits meds in the bag which I thought I had, and maybe they are around here someplace but is a definite now and is something people should have on hand as shitting yourself to death is not fun, especially when it is premeditated murder of the popular girl, on the tide of a 3 day blizzard for super river flooding.
Am saying no more sploosh as that is for the rivers.
Nuff Said
agtG
