As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I wanted to alert everyone that I'm being blackmailed for heinous deeds. I'm telling you because if I reported this to the FBI, they would of course do nothing as how else could all this Nigerian blackmail be working if there was not an inside track.
The blackmail letter is below and you can read all the sordid details. I found this in my spam folder. It says someone has been watching me, I have been visiting porn sites and I have been masturbating. The thing is I have gone public concerning this, as I know I can trust all of you to not say anything,because if you do, all of this sex perv stuff is going to be placed into the public sphere.
I know you won't keep this secret as one of you is going to say something, and all of this is going to leak.
Here is the thing though, I think I can make this work. Aren't allot of people famous now for being a sex perv. Weren't those girls showing their beavers for attention? Didn't that Kim West do the sex kitty thing and releasing it for her reality tv start? Michelle Obama is a really strange sex toy. Barack Obama wrote poems about Uncle Frank's urine soaked undies. All of these people rocketed to celebrity after this perv stuff. So I think it is wonderful that someone is blackmailing me and going to make me a porn star.
Just between us, I do not masturbate, I do not visit porn sites, unless of course you would call welders, grinders and tools porn as I do like them allot. I'm sure the homosexuals at Homeland are disappointed in my surfing as I do not do the Hunter Biden deviant stuff.
Oh wow, I was just re reading the letter I didn't really read as I was so overwhelmed with the trauma of all of this, that I thought the extortion wanted 500 bitcoins. Now I see that it is only like 500 dollars.
I mean, damn, I'm insulted. Bitcoin is like 30,000 dollars. If it was 500 Bitcoins I get that, as that is like 15 million dollars.
I feel like Napoleon Dynamite, picking eggs or something in Idaho for like a dollar an hour. This blackmailer is like calling me ..........well do the math.......take two zeroes off 30,000 and it is like 300 dollars, divide the 300 by 5 and you get like 60 dollars an in Bitcoin that is like calling me a a two bit whore.......well more high class in a 2 dollar whore back in the old West would be like 1/15th of a months wages.........you know in the Bible it says like a loaf of bread for a day's wage or something....that is like 75 dollar a day job which does not buy jack or shit now........and I don't want to do the math on that as no one wants a 1/15th of a monthly wage whore.
But enough of the insults as this is all about me, but please do not tell the blackmailer that they have gotten me mixed up with some whore that does porn and masturbates as the non donors are really shitty and will end up in hell, but this is my chance to be famous as a porn whore and somewhere in the numbers of these Gens who don't read or write, they will filter through and make some real donations, and the increased revenue, will help me do more God work here. It is a small thing in Rahab made the most of her opportunity. I'm just doing it in reverse.
To be accused of happily masturbating........
I'm always happy most times, so I can see the mistake of thinking I was happily masturbating. I think happily welding is more accurate or maybe happily kneading bread or happily having the Holy Ghost work through me to type the Prophetic keyboard. I don't think there is much blackmail in that though.
I would be happily drinking strawberry milk, but they were out and may not go into production again.
It is very hard being blackmailed and being without strawberry milk. I'm in a quandary in hoping my blackmailer does not discover I'm not a pervert and will be forced to drink powdered strawberry Nestle's Quick in whole milk, maybe some heavy cream to make it more comforting.
I need to go check the washing machine as the blackmailer said they can put a Trojan virus into all my devices. I could use some help with the laundry.
Would non donors donate if they saw me drinking strawberry milk with some heavy cream?
That is not a rhetorical question.
I discover lots of things not being a porn enthusiast. One was looking for strawberry milk for photos and finding Amazon has an entire porn section on adult breast feeding. Then again that screwy perv who wrote Grapes of Wrath had Jesus characters and adult boob feeding and our teacher made us read that shit in school.
I have never been blackmailed before. This is all new to me.
Hi there!I have successfully managed to hack your operating system, currently I have gained full access to your device.In addition, I was secretly monitoring all your activities and watching you for several months.The thing is your device was infected with harmful spyware due to the fact that you had visited a website with porn content previously.╭ ᑎ ╮Let me explain to you what that entails. Thanks to Trojan viruses, I can gain complete access to your computer or any other device that you own.It means that I can see absolutely everything in your screen and switch on the camera as well as microphone at any point of time without your permission.In addition, I can also access and see your confidential information as well as your emails and chat messages.You may be wondering why your antivirus cannot detect my malicious software.Let me break it down for you: I am using harmful software that is driver-based,which refreshes its signatures on 4-hourly basis, hence your antivirus is unable to detect it presence.I have made a video compilation, which shows on the left side the scenes of you happily masturbating,while on the right side it demonstrates the video you were watching at that moment..ᵔ.ᵔAll I need is just to share this video to all email addresses and messenger contacts of people you are in communication with on your device.Furthermore, I can also make public all your emails and chat history.I believe you would definitely want to avoid this from happening.Here is what you need to do - transfer the Bitcoin equivalent of 500 USD to my Bitcoin account(that is rather a simple process, which you can check out online in case if you don't know how to do that).Below is my bitcoin account information (Bitcoin wallet):bc1q75p32fvf603grheeeawdl3skz2m6lhpfz9xk3rOnce the required amount is transferred to my account, I will proceed with deleting all those videos and disappear from your life once and for all.Kindly ensure you complete the abovementioned transfer within 58 hours (2 days +).I will receive a notification right after you open this email, hence the countdown will start.Trust me, I am very careful, calculative and never make mistakes.If I discover that you shared this message with others, I will straight away proceed with making your private videos public.Take care and have a good day.
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