As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Today after a very trying roto tiller wrestling match in 84 degree in the shade heat, being poisoned by HAARP chems, TL shared with me a freezer cold Miller Lite beer which would have made Lawrence Welk have an erection. It was so cold that it had little taste. IT was the definition of Ice Cold Beer and why everyone but Germans drink beer cold, really cold as spoiled barley with bitter hops.
The Lame Cherry wills to address that fag Canadian shit hole which owns Miller and Coors, two American brands that America should just take back and piss on Canada.
Here is what I will to address.
Elizabeth Hitch, the senior marketing director for Miller Lite, likewise appears to have assumed a prominent role in creating her company’s advertisement.
“Miller Lite wanted to recognize that without women, there would be no beer,” she said in a press release. “To honor this we wanted to acknowledge the missteps in representation of women in beer advertising by cleaning up not just our $#!T, but the whole industry’s $#!T while benefiting the future of women and beer.”
In order to present a correct analysis I looked up Bitch Hitch, as I really do not like women who use words like shit or fuck in corporate dialogue with the public as it is unprofessional.
Here is Liz.
OK here is what we all know. No one likes bottle blondes with dark roots. They have to shave close or you see dark snatch hair confirming what you already know. Her cleavage is not professional and if you have to show that off, bent over and scrunched up, you don't have tits. you are like Elvis shoving rubber hoses down his pants to get groupies hot in the audience to buy his 45's.
She is just too Laura Dern. Mind you I love Bruce Dern. I watch anything that man was in, as he is fantastic. Laura was not and reflecting not fantastic and working for a fag beer joint is not much to please the eyes or cause erections, unless you appeal to sex perv lezbos as they will lick anything.
Now onto setting the record straight on beer. Women were not the first to brew beer.
Here is what took place.
There was this woman like Ruth in the Bible out harvesting barley in Boaz's fields. Women would not brew alcohol as that made men drunk, and they they would have to have sex with a drunk man belching beer into their face as sexual activity would regurgitate gas from the intestines.
This is more about how beer was discovered. See we got a woman again, but not a nice gal like Ruth or a gentleman like Boaz. She was out gleaning grain and stored it in a big clay jar, as the mice and rats were eating it and shitting in it and no one likes that, even homos who shove gerbils up their anus parts.
So two things happened. The first thing was the woman was a sloven female. She never paid attention to her house work, nor in keeping track of her food. It rained, rained lots or it snowed or snowed lots and the precipitation got in the barley crock and come a few months past spring, her husband said, "You sloven wench, get off your fat ass and go make me some barley pancakes."
She did this as the husband had a stick he would beat her fat ass with. She went in, found the grain was all spoiled, but had nothing else to eat or drink as it was a drought now and everyone was thirsty and starving, so they drank the beer, well they gave it to the queer acting son that no one wanted to have around, and he did not die, but got really happy, and everyone else tried it, hence beer was born and a new use for barley was discovered, as well as mash for pigs and chickens, as Malto Meal of Minnesota had not yet discovered that toasted animal feed could be added to human food farina for breakfast food and money could be made.
Ok the second event was a nice gal was gleaning, stored her food and took care of her family, but some non Christian terrorists appeared, raped everyone, crucified the men and the people who escaped fled to the mountains until the survivors thought it was safe to return.
So the survivors were starving and came back to their destroyed homes as rapist murderers do not carry off 100 pound crocks of grain, they left it after burning the roof off. It rained of course, got into the crock and fermented the barely. The starving people could only find the mash to eat and were thirsty and in desperation they drank it, and found out it was a pretty good brew. It not only quenched thirst, but had some good things in nutrients and it made you fat if you drank enough of it.
So you now understand that beer brewing was not planned, It was rather sad reality of fat ass wives and starving women who had been raped. This Canadian company is horrid for being ignorant and not being more considerate of women and families who suffered a great deal and beer was the product of that suffering.
Scientifically in this analysis, the only thing beer companies have in common now in these public outcries is:
These are all foreign owned conglomerates and not America.
These are women involved in a man's world and do not know shit from shinola about beer.
This is changing what beer evolved to, in beer is for men, who want to see pretty women half naked, for the reason that they are married to fat ass ugly shrews who make their lives hell. They can hide in bars, but they have to come home and then these fat ass ugly shrews after demeaning their husbands as harpies want to have sex with these poor men. These men need to protect themselves in having fantasies of happy women who appreciate men, so they can ejaculate quickly and get off these fat ugly wives.
This is worse with the Fauci Flu as these fat ugly women now are vax crazies and even more antagonistic. The worse is that men need beer to dull their senses and to see lovely women looking sexy as all of these fat ugly women are now churning out prions, shedding on these poor men. A beer is probably some of these fellows last meal.
It is a fact like America, that women and foreigners do not belong in association with beer. This is all cause and effect.
Things were much better when you had mountain men and bears, Lawrence Welk and Champaign music and women in bikinis as part of the beer culture.
The shit that needs to be cleaned up in the beer industry are women and foreign ownership.
The beer is not wrong. America is not wrong. It is women and foreigners who got it wrong.
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