The Sifter

 

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I don't know what whore things you non donors buy, but  I buy things of necessity. The above is a flour sifter a very old one, like the mother had from a long ago era. It is one and two cups and sifters were necessary for getting rocks from the grinding stone out of your flour so you did not bust a tooth.

I love these old metal creations, are fun play toys, but of coures you genius preppers have never been told by anyone that you will need a flour sifter, as we all know flour in bags is about 100% safe, so no one thinks about that.

Yeah and unless you put a bay leaf in your flour you will have weevils start hatching, eating, spinning and shitting in your flour. It is ok as they do it in your Fruit Loops and corn chips too, you just do not know it.
See that what a sifter is for, for the bugs and for the mice. See mice just love moving into a flour bag, a big flour bag, not just dining, but pissing and shitting in the flour too. You have never lived until you have tried picking out several hundred mouse turds from your flour. My Grandpa just cooked them up in his cookies.........I prefer to have a sifter and gently sift so as not to glean the shit shavings into my cookies.

So this is Lame Cherry million dollar knowledge, you need a flour sifter. I bought several when I saw them as I like toys that a magical, but you were out buying selfish whore things which aren't going to do you a bit of good.
I know you will say, "I won't eat flour with mouse shit in it and I will just throw it out". Spoken like a true fat ass who has money as they never donated or never been starving. It is ok, throw it out, as others will pick it out of the trash, and make mouse shit biscuits and enjoy them while you start figuring out your expensive supplies are running out and eating the same prep food is driving you nuts.
Again, it's ok, I have my sifter and I will sift out the mouse turds and when you get hungry, I will like all the people with sifters, be selling you a biscuit  for doing all the nig work that I no longer care to, as I have food, because I have a flour sifter.

Nuff Said







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