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As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
In one of the more secrets of history, buried deep in the files of the OSS, trans CIA, is that after Adolf Hitler purchased his freedom and life, by giving the American military, not just the competent German scientists to finish the nuclear bomb, but the refined uranium, which in the end Harry Truman used to vaporize Nagasaki, and with that freedom, he opened the Institute of Culinary Arts.
Adolf Hitler was such a master chef, that there was no one who would be able to resist his spell. It was said that he took matzo balls to a new height. The secret being pork lard.
Few people knew that McDonald's secret sauce for the Big Mac was created by Adolf Hitler, as was Colonel Sanders, extra crispy and spicy chicken, was something der Fuhrer, original recipe was for jungle parrots in franchises on the Amazon.
Adolf Hitler had vast influences on people who had no idea they were being mesmerized by his fantastic recipes.
Princess Kate Middleton, simply could not get enough of the Hitler Pizza. It was such a threat to Italy, that it was outlawed as it would have destroyed Italian cooking. Many people began referring to pizza as the Brottomate.
Then there was Martha Stewart who was possessed by the ambrosia in the Hitler Cookie. Hitler never revealed the exact recipe, but you can find the flavoring on the shelves of Walmart under, Kookee Flavours, in select stores. Some exceptional palates who were able to withstand being intoxicated by this combination of flavors have said it is like a vanilla orange creamy chocolate, with a schnapps reminiscent of smoked thousand year old Kaiser brandy distilled with the spring fed waters of the Danube.
Whatever it is, time and again, artistic chefs are just overcome with the fragrance and every time a cookie is made, it is as if and unseen hand shapes the dough into an image of Adolf Hitler.
Then there is pretty little Eva Longoria, who was a remarkable chef, but became world renowned. Adolf Hitler knew that the world had stolen the German Hamburger and never compensated nor credited Germans with this invention. Hamburg is the namesake, and it was there that Adolf Hitler began his invention of the Triple Decker, which all was based on the succulent beef raised on the German slopes of the Alps. This fresh beef was so addictive that this is the reason Mr. Hitler was a vegetarian in he simply could not handle his own succulent creation.
Some have said that Eva Longoria, unknowingly, took the Hitler Burger to even a greater evolution of burger of the fittest by adding Marjoram to the meat, in it gave a certain mello buttery sensation which made everyone salute.
Finally, this Hitler history which is still affecting us today, surfaced among two world leaders in Justin Trudeau whose father was Fidel Castro and the most beautiful daughter in the world, German descendant, Ivanka Kushner whose father is Donald Trump.
This photo of these two world powers dining together at Che Woke is testament to the power of Hitler's recipes as he learned that it was the little things that made a meal complete. The meal which had Justin Trudeau gushing over so much, that he could not even see the Swastika Burger for Two he was sharing, was the cheese. Chef Adolf had searched millions of natural bacteria from all over the world, had tested and trailed milks from every mammal from Blue Whales to Yaks, and while we still do not know the mammary source which he combined with a bacteria he cultured from German soils he brought with him to Argentina.
Adolf Hitler purchased his freedom with a uranium passport and stormed the world with his culinary masterpieces and conquered it.
Fast food, five star restaurants, Jewish cuisine, all were captivated by Adolf Hitler and have changed the world, and the world will never be the same.
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