Saturday, August 19, 2023

The 83.88 Negroid

 



Hi, I'm Vanessa Williams, with a public service announcement.
Did you know that most African Americans are black.


As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.




Hello, H. Rodham Clinton here with a public service announcement.
People often confuse me with a human.




Hi all, Meghan Markel here with a public service announcement.
Sistah's you can have a white baby too. All you need to do is text 19.95 to me
and I will make your Ron Howard dreams come true.





Ron Howard here with a public service announcement.  People often confuse me
with a black man, until I drop my pants, and then they think  I'm a black woman.




Hi I'm Michelle Robinson Obama, did you know I suffer from
the same problem as white men, before I drop my pants.






Oprah here, with a public service announcement.  I am Opie's mother.




Kamala Harris here, with a public service announcement.  My mother
took the Chinese version of Meghan Markel's White Baby Formula
and only Willie Brown knows I'm a red head.




Willie Brown here with a public service announcement.  As a black man I
always wanted to sleep with a White woman. Kamala Harris ruined that for me.





Whoopie Goldberg here with a public service announcement.
These public service announcements were statistically 83.88% Caucasian.



Nuff Said


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