As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
In this warning, men are warned not to allow any decking of their balls or firing up their yule logs as men tend to break their dicks more in the Christmas season than the rest of the year.
They have discovered that the Christmas period is associated with a significantly increased risk of penile fractures – a medical emergency in which the erection-producing regions of the penis snap, usually as a result of forceful bending during over-enthusiastic sexual intercourse.
Wreaths should be hung on doors, not your penis. This is a friendly reminder as a penis cast is probably not the thing you want for Christmas.
Prompt surgical repair is typically recommended. Left untreated, a penis fracture might result in a curved penis or the permanent inability to get or keep an ..
Ok surgery. I saved you people 75,000 dollars in medical costs in this timely warning. Time to pony up with the big donations in appreciation of what is better, having a doctor cut your dick open and poke needles in sewing you up as your queer other or female thing makes jokes with their friends about why you are walking funny, compared to an appreciation donation for saving dick from you over Christmas.
Nuff Said
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