As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
The Lame Cherry has a cardinal rule, appropriate as this is about the Universal religion, in I pick up all Catholic and Jehovah's Witness literature to save those poor deluded people from hell. It is fortunate for you as today we can enjoy the journey of indulgences, according to my new 1961 AD in the year of our Lord additions of the Saint Joseph Continuous Sunday Missal. That is Rome talk for mass.
I opened up to the indulgences..........let me phrase this correctly. Those who devoutly make the Stations of the Cross may gain a plenary indulgence. That would translate full in all respects of senseless and foolish behavior.
I would first like to add that my missals are in English and Latin. I can see now why priests started molesting children as before they had to say mass in Latin, which I now can, and as that took time when they gave up the Mel Gibson Latin services, they could breeze through and have time to abuse children.
Obviously the Catholics have to go back to saying mass in Latin.
In the meantime, let us pile up the indulgences. I don't know what good they are, but if you visit the Stations of the Cross which are 14 in number, Station 10 is Jesus gets naked, I thought I would add that part to show what an expert I am, you get an indulgence.
You get another indulgence if you take Holy Communion............if you take it the same day, or make the rounds on the Cross 10 times in the next month.
I know this sounds like a used car salesman contract but it gets more complicated.
If you don't get interrupted like a bomb falling on you, you get an indulgence of 10 years for every round trip you make.
If you are in jail, or like in some place that hates Catholics, I know that is everyone, you can get the same round trip if you get a Crucifix, sanctioned for the purpose, hold it in your hands and piously recite......let me check this.....
If you recite the Our Father, Hail Mary and Glory be, 20 times then do it one time for each station which is 14, five times for the 5 sacred wounds of Jesus and one for the intentions of our Father which is like 40 times I think.........then you get 10 years for each recitation of the Our Father Mary lingo.
It is not all quite clear to me in how this book is written. I think it is confusing so the Vatican does not have to pay up, as I bet I could run about 100 laps in an hour on this course and get me 1000 indulgences. I don't know what they are for, but I could be an indulgence millionaire in a few years and then the Pope would have to come to me for some kind of saintly overture.
This is off subject. Gary our Catholic frozen foods guy, said a kid fell out of a shopping cart and was not breathing. They came and told him, and he asked if they called 911. They said no as they came and called him instead. Gary walked over. The kid was laying there dead not breathing and Gary touched the kid's chest and the kid gasped for air and came back to life. I don't know where the parent was, but I told Gary that he needed to tell the padre as he should be Saint Gary and the Vatican needed to put up a marker showing where Gary rose a kid from the dead. as this is big stuff.
Today I saw Sister Guadalupe who looked like she owned the store strutting around and Sister Bernice who was a big fat ass nun who handled the money at checkout. They should have been there to bless Gary.
Anyway, we are not done with the indulgence stuff.
Ok the sick get the same indulgences, and according to the book, they do not have to run laps. They just have to fix their gaze upon a Crucifix, blessed for this very purpose, which is held before them, apparently by anyone, and recite if possible a short prayer if possible, after all they are sick, and according to the book, the sick in an ejaculation from memory of the Passion and Death of our Lord Jesus Christ, Number 194.
I was too lazy to find what #194 was as I was more interested in the ejaculation part from memory. I think sick folk get by on the cheap as all you got to do is look at cross, then ejaculate from your memory Jesus got beat up and died. As sick people are laying their anyway, I bet a sick person could be a millionaire in indulgences in a year. I think they should have to ring a bell or something to keep track of their hall as you could do allot of profit and forget the numbers as it says nothing about the Pope having to mark them off.
All that is required in making the rounds is to meditate on Jesus getting beat up by Jews and Romans, no prayers are needed, but they do say you can read the verse at the bottom of every picture they have in the 14 stations.
The naked Jesus one says, O Jesus, You permitted Yourself to be stripped of Your garments. Strip me of sin and clothe me with Your Holiness. Grant that I may sacrifice all my attachments rather than imperil the divine life of my soul.
That last part is you give all your money and property to the Vatican which is a Catholic theme in they rob people after death, putting them in purgatory.........there is some kind of indulgences or something involved there, but I forget as I live around allot of Catholics and they always got something going on with the rosary or the father blessing them. Where I live now they got rid of the White padre and hauled in all these Mexicans because that is where the money is now just south of the Brier as that is Mexico City now.
Met some Chicanos today, nice people, I think the husband steals metals from out of state and dumps them on JYG. The wife buys storage facilities people abandon and cleans them out. I don't think they donate to the Vatican as they were painted up like the whores of babylon.
I wonder if Saint Joseph is Jesus fake dad. I don't bother knowing the details as the details in this Catholic stuff is really complicated and confusing. In 1961, all the artwork had everyone White with kind of blonde hair, except the one Nigger who was holding the bowl that Pontius Pilate washed his hands in.
Oh hell it is pictured below, the Nigger is that dark spot in the middle right. Jesus seems to be having a good time after being beat up by Jews all night. I bet He was in such good humor as He collected like triple indulgences for His round trip at the stations, as He was doing the rounds, He was a prisoner, He was sick, so you must get triple payment in being Jesus.
Must be why He rose in 3 days and not like 30, because He took communion and had these Catholic indulgences being the first one at it.
This is another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Pax Domini sit Semper vo Biscum
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