As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Her name was Prudence Poinsette. She was thee most petite eater of the petite. She could make a pea, last seven meals.
She thought that beans were absolutely gluttonous, as she could live upon a fava for three weeks and a lima for a month.
Prudence was a woman of complete virtue. She never perspired. She never used foul language, and she never even hummed a tune, as it was wasteful in not providing the full repertory of a song.
She had no weaknesses. She was strong, yet gentle. She was stern and yet compassionate. She was brilliant and yet common. It was said that she never set her mouse traps, but only placed cheese upon them, and the mice felt so guilty after one stolen bite that they forever refrained from entering in a human home again.
Some have said that if God has not chosen the Virgin Mary to birth the Christ, that God would have chosen Prudence as there was no finer woman who had been born.
It was a fact thought that nature loved Prudence. Snow tinkled when it fell for her. Rain danced in blissful splash. She walked so lightly that often people could see her strolling on the water without leaving a ripple.
It was in the year 1847 AD in the year of our Lord in which Prudence turned 18 years old. It was such a lovely day, that Prudence never aged gracefully, in fact she never aged a day at all after that. She is simply forever young.
From that time on Prudence dedicated herself to good works and good deeds. People gave her chests of gold, boxes of diamonds, they even gave her a nation, but she gave it all back to the people, because Prudence Poinsette, was so virtuous in self discipline that she could make a single pea, last seven meals
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Thee End.
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