Sunday, March 31, 2024

I Pray this Bastard Starves to Death

 





As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


I have nothing but interesting situations I get into.


So we were out for  drive and I took the long way home. I was delighted as I spotted a road kill pheasant on the highway. Stopped, backed up 100 yards and did not pay attention to the vehicles parked there. Got the bird, drove ahead.............and then I read CONSERVATION OFFICER on the side of the one vehicle.


 I waved like I was not a criminal picking up dead game birds without a license and away we went.

When we got home, I saw why the bird was laying there as some asshole had breasted out the bird and threw the rest away. I hate waste when it comes to food, which comes from my starving relatives. It just disgusts me.

There used to be enforced wanton waste laws in which people would be fined. Now the Fish and Game just collects their checks, gets fatter than vax phat as this chica was as wide as she was round, enjoying a government job, and all they do is raise predators.

In not having a license, I was probably the one if phatty could have figured out what I was doing, I would have been fined..........salvaging food.  The asshole who threw food away was rich and they do not pay attention to the king's pheasant.

My prayer is that this asshole starves in what is coming. I pray their family all starves too in this pheasant being avenged.


As for me, what scraps in the thighs, legs, back, wings and neck are going into a slow cooker, for a sort of white sauce with onion, peas and garlic with celerty which will go over rice.

People are all such fuckheads now. It is past time that God makes road kill of 90% of them.


Nuff Said


agtG



agtG