Sunday, August 25, 2024

Butcher Block

 



As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


I supposed you geniuses not donating have been relishing the idea of when the chaos comes that you will  be like Buffalo Bill, laying out in the weeds, skinning out your critter in the pouring rain and swatting blow flies as someone sneaks up on you to shoot you in the head for shooting their pet deer, just because you were hungry.........

Yes you invested in your infestation of stupid in your jack off vacations, while instead God has been providing me with another solution.


So we were at JYG's and getting some junk to restore in wheelbarrows as I do not take jack off vacations, the Lame Cherry, popular orphan girl, knows that she does not like lifting bucks as it is hard on the body, so my potatoes and wood go into wheel haulers.

So I tallied up and gave JYG 40 bucks as I appreciated the stuff and he was having a bad day. JYG though is clairvoyant when it comes to currency in he could feel two 20 dollar bills. He and his wife have a game of putting the days money into a bag and then pulling out the cash that comes out and keeping it. JYG get sex so he only takes the small bills so his wife gets the Franklins.

JYG knowing I paid too much, made it right by adding an industrial butcher block table. Is a heavy mother, out of Wisconsin, old as dirt, has a great wear to it, and it was just what I had been wanting to butcher beasts of all sizes. It is sitting on my Grandpa's place as I have no shed for it, but this is a gemstone for what is coming, because by God's Grace I think ahead and the Holy Ghost finds things to provide for me and gives me the sense to take them when offered.

You on the other hand are going to haul your dead animal in the back of your car, blood all over, then into your garage and slip slide away on the blood and guts, and you are going to be eating more dirt, gravel and cat shit than meat in the end.

Me? I got a God given butcher block table. But don't despair, as you have the money you didn't donate to me when I needed it, and now it is gone, but you do have your adventure in butchering things like Bill Cody did with all of it's dangers and nourishment.


Nuff Said





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