Wednesday, September 4, 2024

KEN G A MAN IN TRAN

 




As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter matter.

I learn things all the time.


I had no idea that Kenny G, played the saxophone. I love the saxophone, well at least when Kenny G is not playing it. Boots Randolph and of course who does not love the sax in the Foreigner song URGENT. I will post that below, but at this time I have to clarify that Kenny G does not play the clarinet.

See Kenny G tortured me. I used to have to sit for hours out ploughing on a tractor for days and for some reason Kenny G got played on the rock radio station. There was that Chuck Magninoni or whatever his name was too, he would get playtime on the radio. I tell you there are few things worse than horn music combined with a diesel engine and a headache to make you want to be deaf.

JW informed me that Kenny G was a Jew and played the sax, as I thought straight wood was clarinet and curved wood was sax. I don't like sneaky things like that.  I don't want a guitar looking like a banjo either or I might think Journey of the Sorcerer by Bernie Leadon was a guitar thing.

All of this gets more serious as I found Kenny G or Gorelick, divorced his wife of 20 years. They had two sons. I suppose they were Jews as Ivanka Kirshner somehow turned out Jew kids too, three of them I think it was, but she does not play the saxophone.

I see someone else got divorced. Kevin Costner. I don't like the guy. He can't act. He sucked Bill Clinton's dick or something liberal, and now he and his skirt are divorcing. I say that with a caveat as this time I took Costner's side, as he had a prenup to keep his house, as the last time he dicked himself into a divorce his first wife booted his ass out of his home, so he wanted to keep his home if the wife got rid of him. That sounds kind of ok, but I wonder who wants to hang around their home that the wife dumped you in, and you were dicking her.  Wouldn't you kind of think, "Wow I dicked the old lady in the shower..........don't want to shower in that shower any more? Be like bad memories I would think.

Kevin Costner does not play the saxophone or clarinet either. I don't think Kenny G and Bill Clinton ever saxed together either.

Let us be clear in this, that both Kenny G  and Kevin C married up. They had pretty hot young wives who played the flute good enough to get a wedding ring and then they thought flute playing was not as necessary, so they went from flutephile to fluteophobe.




I have heard that Kenny G who dropped his Jew, and dropped his ORELICK, is going to drop his NEY and just go by Ken G as let us face it, he is no Mario Lanza able to juice the jazz. We all know the competition in that duo, but this once again gets more complicated........and really complicated as a real superstar has joined this mix.

I know most of you probably have no idea who this superstar is, but when I explain this, it will make perfect no sense at all, as a public record must be made in all of this.

Let us all agree that Mario Lanza is the greatest singer of all time. I was quite taken with him in that German movie, which I can not afford as  musicals are really expensive. It was named something like The Emperor King or the Singing Prince..........I forget, but I liked the movie.

We all thought that Mario Lanza was gone and then a shining light appeared, in none other than Ronnie James Dio. I know you don't know Ron, but I do, even if just died a few years ago, you can enjoy him too as you will recognize him as the lead singer of Black Sabbath. Yeah Ozzie Osborne's rock band, until Ozzie took off too.

Ronnie Dio has a fantastic voice. Jeff  Rense would have to agree with this, as he loves Mario Lanza as we all do. The reason Ronnie Dio has entered this is that when he was a child, he grew up listening to Mario Lanza, he loved the guy as we all do. So when you hear Black Sabbath or the other bands that Ronnie Dio started, you are hearing what it sounds like if Mario Lanza was a rocker, singing heavy metal.

Isn't that fantastic!!! You can hear opera while listening to heavy metal. Talk about the best of both worlds, it is like eating Orange Mist ice cream in you get the sherbet and vanilla all in one package.

Here this is Ronnie Dio, singing my favorite song by Ronnie Dio. The thing is when Ronnie got this song, he really didn't like it, and didn't want to record it. I bet it was the ghost of Mario Lanza who convinced Ronnie what a great song it was, and if you listen closely you can hear Mario Lanza as the inspiration for these vocals.


Jul 10, 2019 ... You're watching the official music video remastered in HD for Dio - "Rainbow In The Dark" from the album 'Holy Diver' (1983).


The great shame is that Mario Lanza died before hard rock was unleashed on the world. Mario Lanza would have been a supreme rocker. Make that Paul McCartney sound like the circle jerker he is. I mean I was tortured today by JET by Paul and Wings........what a shitty song. Not even rock. None of the Beatles stuff was rock. They were never inspired by Mario Lanza.


This gets even more in depth as when Ozzie Osborne left Black  Sabbath he was looking to record a new album and the song they hit on was Crazy Train. Crazy Train's  lick was a fast version of Steve Miller Band's Swingtown.

What is the reality in this, is that Kenny Gorelick, Kevin Costner never inspired Mario Lanza, Ronnie Dio or Ozzie Osborne, and none of them played the clarinet or saxophone.

So it is all pretty obvious who are the stars and who are the people who just hang around for flute playing.

This has gone on so long that I forgot I was going to feature a Rock Sax song, so I had to scroll to the top and sure enough, there it was Urgent by Foreigner. Foreigner was never inspired by Kenny G or Kevin Costner either.


Mar 24, 2023 ... I don't think Kenny G is on the Herb Albert level, and I don't mean to demean Albert in any way; he's clearly, not smooth jazz, just an ...

Aug 12, 2022 ... Costner should be the last person to adopt the Hollywood practice of bringing political tension to what ought to be a nondenominational film ...



Can any more be said than the above, or the below to prove all that has been written here in one of the great facts of this world.


Oct 23, 2022 ... The songs of the great South Philly tenor Mario Lanza will be on display as part of a new ... “People love Mario Lanza,” Evangelista said.



The world simply does not like tran man, anymore than women do. People want stability and  to love the stars who are here to move us whether they are here or not.




That is why they call me Vintage Lady Boners.



Nuff Said


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