Lame Cherry: a very intimate funeral

You really do look like Obama. That is an amazing synthetic mask.

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I could throw you into prison to get you away from Big Mike.

No seriously, I got all the files now and someone named Obama is
going to jail and Big Mike is going to testify as she doesn't want it coming
out that Obama left the building in 2013.

Yeah it's a hell of a thing when prison looks good compared to one
more beat down by Big Mike.

Yeah she whooped your ass over that sous chef, she whooped your ass good.

I found this satire photo so that is why it has all the red arrows on it, but I wanted to show you how startling most of these people look in I think we are going to have allot of funerals for President Trump to attend.

Look at these toe taggers and see if you can match the list in who is going to die next as things are shit bad for you when Joe Biden looks better than you do.

For starters that guy with half a face behind Mike Pence looks like he was already in a casket, so he is the top dog in this.

Kamala's husband looks like he is dead already or getting a blow job from someone out front.

Mike Pence you can not tell if he is dead or not most days, so it might be years before they discover he died two years ago at the Carter funeral.

Getting back to the list.........

George Bush looks like a chimp who ate prunes and is trying to turd and is dying in the effort. I think he is next.

Then there is Hamrod, that woman is really looking bad and this is her made up. I think she goes after W.

Al Gore looks like he is trolling for a 6 foot plot.

Mrs. Mike Pence, that is some bad botox, like her face is flattened by a spatula, I think she will retire just after Kamala does as that woman with all the booze and pills is really going to hell fast.

I figure the widow Bush goes after this. She looks really bad.

That kind of leaves Bill Clinton, Jill Biden and Joe Biden, and honestly, this trio looks pretty good.

Spice Granny Biden though looks humped up, she has low calcium, so she might bust a hip and that will be her exit before Bill and Joe, and between Bill and Joe, I mean look at them. Bill Clinton looks like he will be raping women for another decade without slowing down and Biden looks like he will be fondling children just as long.

I would bet that fake Obama gets a ticket to ride long before Bill and Joe do.

I just kind of figure that Joe Biden being senile like he is, is going to suffocate in this oatmeal or something some morning and that is the factor in this which makes Bill Clinton the winner.

In noting that, what do we figure.........where was Hamrod in the list.............oh she goes second after W, which what do you say W has for a shelf life? 2 years at most being vaxed? So Trump is in 4 years, Hamrod probably drops around her 15th run for president, so Bill needs his own game, and he should reach out to Donald Trump and be like some envoy to rehabilitate his rapist legacy as he is not going to be rehabbed by Hillary Clinton in the White House.

Clinton then could be an advisor to JD Vance and then in about 10 years, expire like Richard Nixon did and have lots of people lining up to see him, unlike Jimmy Carter, where everyone was cracking jokes like Trump or pissed off they had to show up and waste the day.

I'm all for the files being released in what Big Mike covered upon June 13, 2013 AD in the year of our Lord in what really happened to Barack Hussein Obama on that day.

So we can finally close the lid on Jimmy Carter, the man who took 30 years to die and 2 years in hospice to finally be wheeled out. Everyone is glad he is dead and no longer around to be a pest. Carter expected so much to be eulogized in a funeral the way Richard Nixon was, and yet he simply could not match Richard Nixon in funerals in genuine American sorrow and loyalty to a dead President.