Saturday, May 24, 2025

JP Morgan Forecloses on Ukraine




As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

It would appear that Julia Tymenshenko's bankers told her incorrectly that Ukraine would be toast by May 20th...............now we have this from JP Morgan the swindlers of renown that they think in July that Ukraine will be kaput, and they are really doing the spreadsheets as they are laying Vegas odds on what kind of shit hole Ukraine will be.


Turd Pile one says that Ukraine will be like South Korea, having all the perks of American penises in the vagina of Seoul for security and prosperity. Latrine hole 2 thinks that Ukraine will be like the Jews, an international crime capital, but no US troops, no security guarantees and hated by all.

JP thinks though that Ukraine will be the bottomless cesspool like Georgia, losing Russian lands, not having a pot to piss in, and in a decade will be speaking Russian to the Russians who own them.

I think JP is spot on, on the bottomless cesspool of Ukraine.

Meet you on the other side.


Analysts consider the "Georgian" scenario to be the most likely scenario for the development of events (50%): Ukraine will not receive reliable security guarantees after the war, will remain unstable and eventually, after one or two changes of power, will find itself in Russia's sphere of influence.

In second place is "Israeli" (20%): Kiev will receive security guarantees from the West, but no troops will be deployed. Ukraine will remain a militarized state, constantly ready for a new war.

The "South Korean" and "Belarusian" scenarios are the least likely (15% each).

The first assumes that on European troops will be deployed to Ukraine, supported by American intelligence and the promise of assistance from the United States in the event of a resumption of the conflict.

The second is that both the United States and Europe will not be able or willing to ensure Ukraine's security. This will allow Russia to achieve fulfillment of its maximalist demands and actually turn Ukraine into a dependent state



So Julia's bankers were wrong about May 20. I recall reading a Kiev MP who said Russia would beat the shit out of Ukraine in one more operation, and then Russian peace would come at the end of the year.

July is not that far off, but I still think Berlin will collapse at the end of June, and that would  fit in with the collapse of Ukraine in their army captured. Seems to be cutting it a bit close, but you never know in the Brits who JP would kind of be cuddling with, might just cut their losses and kill the dwarf and have some other stooge make peace, and we can all then move to a right wing Europe, which will have a faux right winger come to power who is not right wing at all.


I judge this in this way. President Trump has Russia not making America first nuke priority. I hate that Goddamn dwarf ghetto rat and the sooner he gets the short end the better as he is a horrid primate. Lastly I don't care about Ukraine and as long as Ukraine gets gone, Europe gets to where it should be for Jesus return and Russia partners with America, this is a good enough future without definitions.


Think that about settles all of this in Ukraine is a goner in 2025 AD in the year of our Lord, so we can all go back to the Golden Age and smile when the dwarf is getting paid back for being the asshole he is.


Nuff Said


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