Mummy told me I was funny. I made funny farties and she laughed and laughed.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I was looking for something light to watch and a comedy western was on DVD so I picked it up, thinking it was starring that actor from The Patriot. Instead TL informed me it was that Liam Neisen who in turn looked like old warmed over death. Not funny in comedy.
The turd I thought was someone else turned out to be Family Guy creator Seth MacFarland, whose ideas of comedy are sheep cock pissing in your face, a Jew portraying a Christian who is a literal fucking whore and other stupid cartoon humor, which included Doogie Howser as a chick magnet. Why Neil Patrick Harris a flaming fag is always glomming onto roles where women want him as they do not in real life is just another queer face on straight people, as black face is evil, but queer face is good.
Charlise Theron held her own, but the movie sucked, including the part that Indian Americans practice a religion which is nothing but making them dopers.
This movie Seth sucks.
Why this was thought funny by the GENS is beyond me, like Obama voter Ryan Reynolds getting a cameo as a dufus American shot in a bar.
That is the problem in this movie as MacFarland, with this face swelled with botox, kept repeating the American West is dirty. Yes the liberal psychopathy that their lily white asses of liberalism is virtue while Americans are deplorables.
This movie flopped even with GENS, no surprise I guess.
Cast should have had Breken Meyer as the sidekick. He is rock solid on any job.
I only heart Seth.
In working this script and cast, MacFarland was just Yiddish in whining and talking all the time. The person who should have written this, and been cast was Seth Greene, someone who can do comedy and write comedy.
Instead of Doogie being a chick magnet, make him what he is in spades in a sodomite who was turning retard males to be fags like Obama did by sucking the snake pole. Have all the women then on fleeing horses and buggies end up on the reservation and nagging the Indians to get jobs and stop smoking dope. That is baseline running gag, and then have the whore actually converting the Doogie fags back who want their women.
Doogie shitting in a hot from the shits is not funny, anymore than a dick up Doogie's ass.
Unfortunately for Hollywood there are 3 Seths too many. Seth Rogan and Seth MacFarland are no funny. Seth Greene is up to a point. This movie was a waste or resources..........even the horses were not that great. I guess the one positive is no one did Alec Baldwin in murdering people on the set. I guess MacFarland actually spent the money instead of being cheap like Baldwin.
MaFarland though did cheat in a gun fight, in putting Comanche rattlesnake venom on a bullet. That is MacFarland's writing as rattlesnake venom coagulates, meaning clots. it dries up and would be destroyed in gundpowder discharge. It would not kill the way it was written, as all it might do is cause a clot and stroke out, not some cobra venom theory. MacFarland was just a pimple ass, cheated at what mattered in the real West in honor, and his David Letterman cocktail crowd humor nothing but liberals hating Americans not funny.
Alex Borstein was just wasted in her part, which appeared at the start and then she disappeared. She is one of the few nice people in Hollywood.
I just do not know why any actors signed up for this as it was horrid in cartoon flesh.
I honestly want my dollar back.
I know they are all losers. They give Seth a bad name.
Nuff Said
agtG
