Monday, October 13, 2025

The Gas Pump Psychosis

 





As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

There is something which irritates me. It bewilders me, and I just can not fathom how discourteous this is. It appears to be a national reality. I will first explain how I put in gas at the pump.


I pull up quickly, get out. TL runs the card. I open the gas tank, and by then the card is activated, I push the option and start filling up gas. I tend to top the tank off, meaning, I keep my tank full and most of the time I'm under 5 gallons. Allot of times, it takes just a little bit longer to put in gas than to read this.

To me gas stinks. I don't like being around things that can explode and I have better things to do than sit at the gas pump. Then we come to what irritates me.


Every time I put in gas, I see someone sitting there at the pump. I put in gas, and drive away, and in most instances they are just starting to fill their tank. I watch people drive up, sit there while I put in gas, doing satan knows what, pull away, park, and they are just getting out to put gas in.

I honestly think these people are all assholes. In livestock you have cows and pigs that will just stand in front of the water or feed and not let anyone else eat or drink. I believe that is what is the psychology here. You have people who figured out they can force people to wait, which puts them in charge as they do not have it in their existences. They linger in this power and they feed off of it. I suspect the trolls at Google and Blogger and the Convertjew all take about an hour to put in gas, as they get off on annoying people.

It used to be, you had these assholes who would put in gas, then sit in their car, checking make up, check their phone, log their gas purchase, wiggle around in their seat, dial the radio, check the rear mirror, wiggle their ass again, and then start their vehicle and drive off. Now they have started on the front end sitting there, they get out and study the pumps like they are going to the moon, then get back in while pumping gas, the gas pump stops, and they sit there in a daze, then get out and start the wiggle ass mode as other people are sitting there waiting to put in gas.

The number of times I would that I was a big guy, this was the 1960's as I would assist these people in hurrying it up. 

I just can not fathom now petty people are and how of all places the gas pump is where they are getting their revenge on life on people who have nothing to do with their shit lives.

I used to just about scream at women, and now men in the grocery who stand in the middle of the aisle, looking at some shelf, daydreaming. These are these same frickheads who blow your doors off passing you as they have places to go, but once there, they stand in the way, wasting time.

The only reason it takes so long in the stores for TL and myself is we end up talking for a half hour to someone we know. Otherwise, I can be in and out of a store in 5 minutes as like I stated, I have a life and things to do.

I was sitting at the pumps one day and had a White Cracker tell a load of Niggers, "To get the hell out of the way", and they did. So that element is still out there, but why of all places this gas pump psychosis is manifesting is simply bizarre to me. It is the highlight of too many people's lives in just being in the way of other people.

It would be wonderful if people were courteous and not psychos, but that is not the world we live in. I even started helping the people who return cars at the store, to be nice, to make up for the shit heads who are leaving carts parked all over the place.

If you are a person like this, just stop as you are making it worse for everyone and you are at the top of the list.


Nuff Said


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