Wednesday, January 14, 2026

a noise polluting darwn

 

they took my cell phone away, called me a noise polluting darwin twat, made me listen to Church music and told me I was going to hell.

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I hope one day the laws are changed in this world for one specific event of justifiable homicide. Well two really.

They both have to do with cell phones and just make me go phone rage.

The first is invaders. I do not comprehend why they have to have cell phones on speaker phone and speaking so damned loud all the time that I can hear them in another time zone. It is so impolite.

The second is the constant barrage of Darwin phone users who incessantly attempt to be creative and individual in not comprehending that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, it had a bell in it so it rang. It drives me to irritation this constant din I hear everywhere of these “cute” sounds that people have turned up to deafening levels. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR STUPID ROCK OR COUNTRY SONG. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR SOME WEIRD SOUND LIKE A DOG BARKING. I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THESE GODDAMNED SOUNDS ON CELL PHONES WHICH GO ON LIKE AN OPERA IN AI SOUNDS OF MUSIC OR TINKEL SOUNDS!

I hate this torture. I don’t want to hear sounds that sound like it is coming from some annoying child’s toy at Christmas left on all day and the battery will not wear out!

A phone is supposed to RING. That way you know to pick it up. It is not some elevator music or some new cosmetic Bill Gates sound that you wonder what the hell it is. It is suppose to go RING, and quit. It is not supposed to be making so much f*cking noise that you have to stop talking or it deafens you to a pause in breaking your thought.

For the phone Darwins involved in this, you are not clever, you are not cute, you are not trendy. You are a moron revealing your low IQ and your desperate illusion that you are an individual in this world. It is proven you are a sheep like all these other cell phone trolls who have them velcro’d to them all the time, by the bed, in their pocket, by their ear, tunes, scrolling through things other idiots send who have no lives.

I await for all of this to be legalized for normal people to get relief from this intrusion on all of our world. It is noise pollution. It is soot from Jews in imaginary Nazi ovens making me smell bbq’d pork when it is Jews. Everyone can see the point of it being unhealthy in breathing Jew soot, but for some reason sooting up ears is thought to be clever.

It is not.

I just do not see why it is not a crime to noise pollute, when it is a crime to text or talk while driving. That damned phone has to make sounds for people to be on it, so it is cause and effect. Make both illegal and make it so it is justified if people at their limits go postal in a non harmful sort of kind of way.

Nuff Said

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