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but my mahdi will protect me as my mullah told me as he had my little brother bent over for muslim prayer

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

When I stated I would not post on the next phase in the Iranian operation, this is what I stated would be the lead up. This is the precursor event.

It appears that Iran is now targeting critical infrastructure throughout the region, following earlier evacuation advisories issued today.
Verified reporting indicates that Iranian missile and drone strikes have indeed hit critical infrastructure across Bahrain, the UAE, Qatar, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia, with fires, injuries, and emergency responses underway.
Meanwhile, Massive Israeli airstrikes are underway across Tehran since around 00:55–02:05 AM on Saturday, March 28, 2026, in multiple coordinated waves.
The first wave began around 00:55–01:05, with heavy strikes across north, northeast, and west Tehran. Major impacts reported in Velenjak, Saadat Abad (Blvd Darya), Zafaraniyeh, Niavaran, Pasdaran–Nobonyad axis, Lavizan/Shian, Tehranpars, Narmak, Heravi, and Chitgar. Up to 7–10 explosions were reported in several locations, with some areas like northeast Tehran and Ajudaniyeh experiencing 10–15 detonations. Buildings shook violently, windows shattered, and power outages were reported.

High-value targets appear to include:

- Ministry of Defense / SAIRAN complex (Nobonyad–Pasdaran) repeatedly struck

- Defense Industries site (Mojdeh / Hossein Abad–Pasdaran) targeted again

- Military zones around Lavizan, Imam Hossein University, and ground force facilities

- Fuel and logistics infrastructure near Army Blvd / Shahrak Naft

Simultaneously, strikes hit central and western districts including Ekbatan, Shahrak Gharb, Punak, Jannat Abad, Setar Khan, Aryashahr, and Mehrabad axis. Reports indicate repeated detonations (4–6 per location), with visible sky illumination and shockwaves.

A second wave began around 01:22–01:25, with renewed strikes across east, center...