Lame Cherry: Celebrities at the Night of the Assassin

We are brave Ukrainian Nazi hiding under table like Olena Zellinskyy!

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

In the latest assassination attempt on 47, the celebrities in attendance at the White House Correspondents dinner took up the gauntlet in not being the center of attention, and a sort of "Posing on the Night of the Assassin Competition" took over.

In the above, are the Ukrainian ambassadors who apparently started this free for all in attention whoring.

A sort of strip tease competition started for attention led by Katie Couric.

The image Obama started visiting tables and humming Jimmy Crack Corn while doing a soft shoe dance.

This group of former celebrities all claimed they had rushed the assassin and somehow had been shot in the exchange.

Snoop Dog lit up 3 joints and wondered about another brother as the focus of attention.

George Clooney sat behind his wife so he knew he was protected.

Someone's wife looked rather disappointed it was not her husband.

Other wives looked to be replacing Ashton Kuscher for a fag they could turn.

Sean Penn and Leon DeCaprio both stated they were the real target Well DeCarprio is the one who stated he was the target and Penn stated that he had subdued the assassin as the Secret Service were hiding in the lobby.