As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
OK as I just finished a post mocking British names for places, I was off to make a strawberry pilaf for weekend brunch and seeking some ideas I did a search, and came across HOMAM AYASO.
Now I was having a good time with TL in repeating that faster in what is sounds like HOMO ASSHOLE which delighted my warped sense of humor in this is some wog that King Karl dumped into London to replace the English as the Normans hate the cloth of the land.
Anyway this is the Ayaso.
Now when I look at foods, my usual expression is, "That looks like someone puked that up", to TL and in most cases things on the plate look like vomit.
Here is another example I found before I found the Ayaso recipe. This picture looks allot like when our cat eats some people food on the table and then pukes it back up into the plate. Now the stuff on the left looks not too bad, but that on the right looks like it comes from another plate a cat ate on and puked up.
Meanwhile we return to the Ayaso, and when I saw his invention, I said, "This looks like something that got shit out".
I will eat allot of things, but when it starts out looking like cat vomit or something that got shit out, I really am going to be looking for something else to dine on as all I can think of in the above is some 5 year old girl, who ate too many red candies, was forced to eat some vegan rice dish, and puked it all back up.
There is a rule in life. You don't eat black things and you don't eat pale things. They are kind of nature's warning sign that either it is rotten or it has laid on the beach too long. Black is rotten and pale is the dead fish on the beach. The above is the pale facet of nature's warning. You can get away with camp beans like this, but when you got something on a plate that can not make it's mind up if it is soup that needs broth or a casserole that is too wet. you know this has to be as bland as Rob Reiner before he got his head cut off by his kid. Not speaking ill of the dead, but that pasty Rob Reiner was the colour of something not interesting.
Anyway I still have to go concoct my pilaf as I found no recipes. Mine will be a flavor to delight as all my cooking is and the most important thing is my meals do not look like death or something that came out of someone's bunghole.
Nuff Said
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