Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Stratford upon Avon........ is Avon a woman?

 




As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


I was speaking with and Anglo recently and something came up which is one of these most stupid things the British say in their odd town names. Like Henley on the Thames. England is not that fricking big so it is not like there are 500 Henleys to explain to the other 499 that this one is on the Thames for mail, and in most of the world you have a thing called a STATE or Province, so Aberdeen Maryland is different from Aberdeen South Dakota.

The British though have this weird ass system which makes no sense. It is like they refer to people like Mrs. Counsellor Nugent. No one says, Mr. President Trump. Just wastes time and energy.

Yet in England you have places like Fingeringhoe, Cockermouth, Crapstone and Butthole Lane. Dickens had a great reservoir of stupid in walking through cemeteries in finding character names. The English should have got a clue how idiotic they were in the 1800's in Great Expectation expose. 

No one has ever called the British on their stupid sounding places as they need to be mocked. I mean is this the address for King Karl?


The Charles once on the Diana now on the Camilla
Buckingham Palace
London England.


What about Harry? Did he flee England for Spain because his address was?


Harry by the Quadroon
Fuckmeup House
Windsor Castle
Jungle Fever Road by Dark Bush.


It is like that Shakespeare thing on the Stratford upon Avon. Is Stratford a man and is Avon or horse or a woman? Do we need to know about British sex acts in addresses or is this any less confusing when you read the official placement of Stratford upon Avon?


Stratford-upon-Avon (/ ...ˈvən/ ... AY-vən), also known simply as Stratford, is a market town and civil parish in the Stratford-on-Avon district, in the county of Warwickshire, in the West Midlands region of England. It is situated on the River Avon, 91 miles (146 km) north-west of London, 22 miles (35 km) south-east of Birmingham and 8 miles (13 km) south-west of Warwick. The town is the southernmost point of the Arden area at the northern extremity of the Cotswolds.


No wonder the roads in England are all shit one land paths for sheep as you ask directions and they don't tell you where to go, just how far it is from someplace which you are not at.

OK so Stratford is a town not a man mounting something. Why it needs to be in the Avon district is like saying Minneapolis on the Mississippi River District, and then adding whatever county that Muslim enclave is, and then saying it is in the Midwest region.

Here is what I mean if you were writing Tampon Tim Walls.

Tampon Tim Walls
Pervert in the Mansion upon the Mississippi
Hennepin County District
Minnesota Islamic State
Midwest United States.

None of that makes sense and you would run out of space on the postal envelope and those poor postal employees would get confused in not being able to read all that information.

I don't know what the Arden area is in England nor what the extremity of Cotswolds is, and no one cares, except those retards in British costume.

All of this could be settled if Russia would just nuke the British, thermo nuke to burn up the signs of all these stupid places so people could rename them with normal names and then we could have a world free of this idiocy which appears to be incubating in those isles to this day.

That about wraps this up with a final solution.


Nuff Said


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