As Barack Obama flounders around trying to find a running mate for 2008, all of his choices are either the bottom of the list or the bottom of the list.
As a way to help the messiah, the lofty one, the one to save not just the planet, but on a rainy day too, we submit the answer to Barack Obama's Vice Presidential search is Lawrence Sinclair, the most vetted person in the 2008 presidential race.
Lawrence Sinclair, his family, his lawyers, the people blogging about the Obama Chicago days are the most tracked, stalked, investigated and written about group so no surprises will show up like Paula Jones to shock the voting public.
People know exactly what they get with Lawrence Sinclair as he has it posted on his website and has told the National Press Club.
Lawrence Sinclair has his own website detailing a number of Barack Obama's hidden problems. There would never be any Madeleine Albright and Al Gore coming out of the cabinet extolling how virtuous Bill Clinton was as Mr. Sinclair could simply come out and say, "I told you people before Barack Obama did these things, so why are you now shocked he did them again. Impeach the guy and let's move on".
Lawrence Sinclair has his own fund raising apparatus to deal with the Biden Delaware sealed grand jury indictment, so he can just add to the multi hundred million jackpot of the Obama machine not spending money on the poor but on mega media advertisement and jet trips to Berlin to hear rock bands play.
Lawrence Sinclair is white, so he brings in the white Hillary vote who will not ever vote for a black man.
Lawrence Sinclair is homosexual. He bridges the uncertain gap in Barack Obama being bi sexual which always disturbs the gay community if they own Barack or if Michelle will swing him permanently back to being straight.
Mr. Sinclair locks up the entire homosexual vote which Barack Obama and Hillary were fighting over in the delegates.
Lawrence Sinclair already knows the pillow talk of Donald Young and Barack Obama, so if Senator Obama is exposed as already being indicted in the Rezko affair or the Chicago police haul him in for questioning, Mr. Sinclair will not be surprised and he can take over in being President without any adjustment.
Lawrence Sinclair has already been there, done that with Barack Obama, so the shine is off the Obama and he will not be charmed into agreeing to any Obama plans like nuking Pakistan or giving a trillion dollars away of American taxpayer money to poor world dictators.
Lawrence Sinclair having been in prison will bring in the 2 million votes of too many incarcerated and not rehabilitated American prisoners who the Democrats appeal to votes for.
This will free Democrats in Chicago from having to commit fraud as usual in having dead people voting and Yosemite Sam casting a ballot in the elections.
Lawrence Sinclair knows what it is like to have jihad waged against him by fanatical supporters of a person who was raised in a Muslim background in Barack Hussein Muhammed Obama. This understanding will help foreign policy terrorism issues as Mr. Sinclair has been terrorized first hand.
Lawrence Sinclair being homosexual will not be tempted like Bill Clinton by anyone named Monica in the White House.
Lawrence Sinclair admitted to using drugs, and even as a non user, will cement the drug user vote for Democrats as Sen. Obama can not make up his mind if he snorts or just blows.
Lawrence Sinclair has proven under intense pressure he will not act out in selling himself to communist Chinese, Saddam Hussein in bribes and changing his story in the definition of "is". Is is sex and that is what Mr. Sinclair knows it to mean.
So for all of Sen. Barack Obama's weaknesses, Mr. Lawrence Sinclair has proven his strengths.
Mr. Sinclair in interviews does not need teleprompters and does not get rattled when someone asks about homosexuality like Sen. Obama does.
Where Senator Obama's half brain does not work, Mr. Sinclair's whole brain with a tumor does function wonderfully well.
Mr. Sinclair being from North Carolina and Minnesota will give both those states a chance in the electoral college for Democrats as he is a native son.
Mr. Sinclair being experienced with courts, lawyers and the justice system will not be taken in by Attorney Barack Obama, the Attorneys which populate all government nor have to have it explained to him how hearings work when Barack Obama is impeached over one of several situations he is now hiding.
Mr. Sinclair is the man for all seasons and the perfect candidate for the Democratic ticket in 2008.
Mr. Obama, instead of sending out your people to harass Mr. Sinclair, place him on the ticket as he is your best asset and in all honesty, your stalkers are dragging this all back to the people who control you at places like ICANN, Microsoft and the Department of Justice which these elite patricians are not pleased over.
With Mr. Sinclair on the ticket, Mr. Brzezinski can go on to his enemies in nuking Muslims, Chinese and Russians.
Lawrence Sinclair 2008 solves Barack Obama's political problems in being elected.......the criminal problems President Obama is going to have to deal with on his own like his stalking corp.
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