In the interest of Barack Obama buying his Senate seat from Governor Blagojevich which Jim Lehrer of PBS says is not a big deal as everyone is crooked like this, I would like to place the full support of this blog urging the black Governor of New York to fill Sen. Hillary Clinton's seat with that of her daughter, Chelsea.This might seem strange coming from a Conservative and that Chelsea might not be quite qualified on age the rumor has it but as things like the Constitution do not matter anymore let America celebrate real nepotism in having Mommy Dearest Hillary as Sec. of State and Daughter Dearest at the Senate Chambers with Daddy Dearest at some blonde's headquarters like soon to be lobbyist Mrs. Governor Blagojevich.
I just love the English in their queer titles of Mrs. Governor Blagojevich.
In any resort, I have assembled a fine array of photos to who that Chelsea Clinton has what it takes to be Sen. Chelsea Clinton of New York and the world.
First we have her sitting with her daddy in body language which says she doesn't want to get too close to him. This shows she has good instincts as all women should have around men.
Then we have Chelsea in her world taxpayer tour with Mommy Dearest where she rode elephants and apparently wore Peking Chinaman Siam hats. That means she has world diplomatic experience these days and it should be noted at least she went on an American passport and not like Prime Minister Barack Hussein Obama who ventured into Pakistan on an Indonesian passport as he is a multi citizen of Kenya, Indonesia and America.
For red, white and blue Chelsea, we have the picture of her with daddy Bill casting her own first illegal vote for him in Arkansas. Having a full knowledge of voter fraud she will not make the mistake Hillary did in Obama voters out frauding the frauder.
I know everyone is keen to hear my take on the Chelsea in bikini wear. As she has already released her pinup photo, we will not have to see another like her mother cuddling with daddy on the beach nor of Barack Obama with his man boobs gasping for air running through the Hawaiian surf waiting for Gram Dunham to go tits up.
Lastly, we have Chelsea's Bill junior twin. As she knows how to smack lamps off of guys heads, this junior will probably never stray, so there will be no Monica stories.
The only thing besides cannibalism, aborticide, homosexual degradation, Marxism, being anti gun that I have a problem with young Ms. Clinton is her bouncing around in Philadelphia during the campaign for her mother allowing lesbians to grab her butt. As a gentleman and a lady sometimes confused as a lesbian by lurking internet females, I just can not abide by poor manners and those who allow themselves to be sex objects by the uncouth who can not act proper in public.
Young Ms. Clinton would have impressed me if she would have punched the dyke and lipstick lesbians, flattening them, jumping up on top of their carcase and announcing, "Nobody grabs the tush unless you is the one I love".
That type of impressive action would have shown at least a bit of pride in herself and something I suppose she would shoot an intruder or use a nuclear weapon like her mother on Iran.
So I announce support for Chelsea Clinton to fill her mother's seat in the United States Senate. That way no Patrick Fitzgerald will be attempting to incarcerate the blind black Governor of New York as he seems to have a problem indicting a seeing black Prime Minister in Illinois on charges and the Senate will have someone too rich to be bribed as her parents already have all that Marc Rich money from Saddam and she will not make the political mistakes her parents did.
Mommy Dearests staff is already in place and all Chelsea will need to do is take Hillary's whip and hire herself a new Muslim hottie for the liberals to drool over.
For me though, Chelsea is sexiest enough. She is like a friend of mine said long ago, "I wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers in bed".
So that wraps it up, the Conservative / Clinton saga continues. Hillary has her love relationship with Rush Limbaugh and now Chelsea has her blossoming love relationship with Lame Cherry the arch right wing Conservative who judges Ronald Reagan a moderate.
Governor Paterson of New York, "Nominate that woman in Senatorial intercourse, Chelsea Clinton for the vast right wing conspiracy is backing her as you won't be nominating Elizabeth Hasselbeck".
agtG
