Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Obama Ex when it has to be there

Now that hisself the Prime Minister in waiting has waltzed his way into the Oval Office, I would like to offer some advice based upon his affirmative action skills for the job which are none based upon a Democrat Federal Legal Affirmative Action currently making life hell for all the fairer Obama sex.

Today, I had some packages delivered by Fed Ex by a little bit of a blonde gal who never did get the packages delivered as my neighbor is where they ended up, after she was stuck, calling here saying she was at the end of the drive when she wasn't and getting lost.
Her yesterday was just as wonderful as she was yelled at for not getting her entire delivery accomplished.

As a gentleman, I offer some advice for women who do not quite understand how the real male world works.
First, the reason you were hired just after a blizzard is because all the males were intelligent enough to know driving trucks in winter means, getting stuck, freezing, getting yelled at and sometimes getting dead.

This little blonde was wearing no hat and no overshoes. Just pretty her and a cell phone in the great blizzard world she entered.
My neighbor quipped, "She didn't even know how to drive".

Of course not, no one knows how to drive a truck or semi in the winter. We all learn who have brains usually in the summer where our jackknifed trailers or front ends floating someone usually don't get us killed by God's Angels doing their jobs.

I wouldn't want to meet this gal if I was in a car knowing the right slippery road will have her with a whole lot of weight smashing my vehicle into bits where there won't be enough to scrape out for a casket.

Guys for the most part know this, cuss a bit about the job and leave. So the jobs open up in Affirmative Action for women. This job should have gone to some ornery guy down on his blessings who has some driving experience. He though is sitting home without a job looking at Walmart with the Mexican help for a career.
Gals though entering these job markets soon enough find out what all guys know. There are the two pricks who don't do anything as the bosses pet. The old cuss who no one likes and sets in his job biting at people. The few drivers who got the good routes and then the idiots who don't work, but get a paycheck. Then comes the blondes who either can be a 50 year old fat guy's toy as in Monica Lewisnski or they get sent out on snow suicide routes.

That is idiocy of government regulations and people like Barack Obama grow up thinking they too can do jobs they have no qualifications for.
Obama should have stayed with Bill Ayers talking to a bunch of twits in college who actually believe all that liberal garbage works inside their classrooms or gotten to his true calling in opened a gay nightclub in Chicago, smoked cigarettes, raided the money counter, drank whiskey with snorting coke and sampled the stage fair.

Mr. Obama though is going to instead find out that instead of shoes being thrown at him it will be nuclear missiles. When he flips people the bird, they will be rioting. Being President of the United States is not the same as an Affirmative Action to the world Prime Minister.
When Barack doesn't deliver the package and it ends up at some enemy state, masses of Americans will die horrid deaths. That is what America will be facing in helping to hire the Affirmative Action candidate.

Here is a simple prediction:

America is going to be in greater debt, have more ruined people, more poor people, have more people dead from terrorism and wars, more sick people from Daschle health care and more things falling apart with higher energy prices after 4 years of Affirmative Action Obama.

Obama Ex when it has to be there.......and will never arrive in the promises made.


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